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The best use of free will is to randomly write a kiss into my fanfic when we’re definitely not supposed to be there yet, only to giggle about it for a good ten minutes, and then delete it again.

i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it

Italian is 107 different provincial languages stuck together with spit and half a prayer

My bf lives in another region and we are constantly arguing about regional variations of words and we both live in the fucking north of Italy

one time i saw a map of italy but instead of cities and roads etc it was just covered w different ways you can say the word vagina. it was covered

oh I can think of at least seven ways to say the word vagina right off the top of my head rn. I can’t imagine what I could do if I tried harder

this is the Italian Vagina Map, reblog to… I’m not sure actually. Can’t hurt though. 

reblog to Italian season your pussy

Idea: use the map to name your next romantasy badboy.

i think that i deal with a lot of [remembers this isn't my diary] Nothing. i've never had a problem

hearing Carry On Wayward Son on a network television show with queerbait allegations in 2026 was fucking crazy and activated my fight or flight response and I’m still running on adrenaline

This is one of the most powerful images I have ever seen, and I will reblog it every single time because every single time it brings tears to my eyes.

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

I reposted this and all my practicals went decently. This potato works fr OMGGGGGG

Reblogging because exams aa gaye

do you ever find yourself bedeviled by writing ideas that are the equivalent of finding a single carrot in your fridge. your brain goes "we should write a pirate story" or "we should write a parisian thief caper" and you ask, "all right, what do we cook with that, then?" and it says "no other ingredients (:"

i love when it’s dean winchester’s birthday, it’s like christmas but for mentally ill people

rb to have an ultra gay 2024

love writing. writing is awesome. it’s a shame that it involves writing though