Stuffs & Whatnots

the fact vegans think they can be appropriated is the funniest fucking thing i’ve heard in my life

I need to know what happened after “you absolute fuck”

I’m losing my fucking mind.

legend

This woman is a gift and a genius.

I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled “wHAT the fUCK do you wANT?!”

this username escapes me every single time

What I find most frustrating is when people don’t understand this! I don’t know if it’s a generation thing, but sometimes I’ll be talking and say “So I was like “are you fucking kidding me” and the person will look at me all horrified and say “you didn’t actually say that, did you?” I said LIKE heidi keep up jesus

I’m an introvert and I would never do this. Being an introvert, I don’t really care if people know I’m an introvert or not.

space shit is cancelled until we solve homelessness and poverty

We can’t cut the space budget. We need it to launch the billionaires into the sun

At its peak, funding NASA returned 8 dollars to the economy for every dollar it was given and singlehandedly advanced technology by decades. The money doesn’t get launched into space: all the benefits stay here.

THANK

Fuck people who are so ignorant they think it’s NASA vs poor people rather than NASA and poor people vs the fucking military.

during one of his portland shows, he noticed this like 7 year old girl in the front row and asked her (and her parents) if she ‘is aware that she is physically here right now’ or if she was just brought along. turns out her favorite john mulaney bit is the “and I’m new in town” bit and that she’s seen all his stuff. He was so shocked and discomforted by the fact a SEVEN YEAR OLD has seen his shows, that he couldn’t get through a bit about donating to charity without interrupting himself at least three times to import good life lessons on this small child, as if that makes up for all the horrible things he’s said that she heard

we didn’t deserve bob ross

I’m still pretty sure Bob Ross was some outworldly cosmic entity because there’s no way any fuck on here can be that kind spirited, nice and pure

@kithandqin

Now I’m just wondering what airforcemen thought about seeing drill sergeant Ross on tv painting trees

Imagine being born a goat and not knowing exactly why you are climbing a rock but you just feel like it’s right to

can horses recognize that the horses on the merry go round aren’t real?  or can they not even comprehend that those are resemblances of their own species?  how close does a fake horse have to be to a real horse for a horse to recognize it as a horse