dogz and feminism

if 6 months of quarantine has proved nothing, it’s shown that the dad from The Shining was a weakass lil bitch

to be fair, the mansion was sentient and slowly possessing him

i’ve spent 6 months in a studio apartment, the bitch can cope

This was my actual favorite part of working in a theater. People would come in and use a string of words no human had ever uttered and I’d have to be like “ohhhhkay let’s parse this out.”

the other day i was perusing the dessert options in the dining hall and this group of absolute stereotypical frat boy types were also milling around the desserts and one of them pointed to the strawberry pastries and said to the others “what’s the vibe with these, boys?” and i haven’t been able to get that sentence out of my head since

THEY GOT THEIR CAT A DOG I CANNOT

Need me a freak like this 😩