AHS promos/marketing/title sequences be like dark, sexy, gothic, aesthetic asf, slay, etc and then the actual show is Evan Peters in a bad wig yelling at Sarah Paulson in sitcom lighting

The new season started out actually genuinely moody and shot well and not reliant on the same old cast members playing the same old stock characters, but i’m on the third episode now and i can physically feel the show buckling under the strain of having to be interesting.

That’s fine until you get a spiral horse

Those dumb fuckers don’t even know about Corkscrew Horse

Corkse

Goofy walks into the men’s changing room

Honestly out of all the extremely stupid reblog chains I’ve been a part of on this website this one is by far my favorite. I think we did a great job here and should hit the showers.

“I’ll kill you” is a valid way of flirting with me

Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts

BREAKING NEWS: I GOIG TO FUCKING GET YOU

tf2 scout death post

what is it with you fucking internet people and having the attention span of fucking goldfishes. this is literally the exact same as all those ai that steal art but like does just no one care anymore or something

yeah I don't care at all + I shoplift only from small businesses

Cups are holes we can carry.

yayyyyyyy i ❤ hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!