We’re we. Here fuck. We’re shit. Queer up.

You know he deaaad

R.I.P. Bartek you will be missed

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

THIS WORKs I WISHED I WAS MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA AND GUESS WHAT GUYS IM MOVING TO NC IN AUGUST I PROMISE U IM NOT LYING

If this doesn’t work I’m gonna be pissed.

If I don’t get animal crossing new horizons from this I’ll cry

Everything thebootydiaries says is literal and deathly serious

block me if u think i have ever made a joke on this website . disgusting

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

I need this.

Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year

I did not know this.

i want there to be less information on this post please

Yuo see only womz have Wide Skeleton

Skull size is literally eugenics

That’ll be a yikes from me

SKIN LIGHTNESS

“skin lightness” is how you can tell TERFs are just copy-pasting white supremacists

Also shit like muscle mass and fat distribution usually changes when you start HRT or have a hormonal imbalance.

I’m not even that popular here I’m just lucky that I have popular mutuals

Having popular friends is the same as being popular. Did public high school teach you nothing?

I didn’t have popular friends in high school that’s why I make jokes on tumblr

this cryptid 

This is the lucky Rami, reblog in 30 seconds for a year of safe driving

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“a supporting character” I am DEAD

I can’t believe this website is free

I can!

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

But they're fictional characters. It's not the same as sexualizing real children. 

Sure thing dude, sure thing. Stick and stones may break my bones but ad homs don’t make for a compelling argument. At least not for me.

I’m not trying to make a “compelling argument” I’m cyberbullying you

Ill try it

I need it

shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot

*sees the icon of a mutual I literally never talk to* oh look it’s my Friend