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jo Jorgensen queen of crushing trump’s meager shot at winning Nevada, Georgia, and Pennsylvania

i want to thank the 1920s-1930s third wheel who saw their two friends lying in bed together in their underwear and stocking garters reading a book with their legs wrapped around each other and said “i am going to take a photograph of this”

i hope wherever they are now that everyone involved in the taking of this photograph knows how much joy it is bringing me 80-100 years later

I can’t stop laughing lol

This is painfully relevant to my life right now

Can we talk about how he’s like five though?

When i saw that D on my transcript 😭😭

“Ah yes, the left main parties are drifting ever more radically left-ward. Because they’re still campaigning on:” *checks notes* “issues like environmental protection, the special olympics, and single-payer healthcare, just like they have been for decades. And historically this puts them amoung such renowned far-leftists as:” *checks notes* “Nixon and Reagan”