Protect the cash register.

liking an unpopular ship is like being dehydrated in a desert and liking a popular ship is like being dehydrated in the middle of the pacific ocean. you understand

There's a scene in very early 60's Doctor Who where a character falls into a swamp, I think, and they throw not a rag doll, but a card board cut out of the actor. 10/10 they don't make 'em like this no more

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Dylan Shrike is such a Character to me. Led a heist. Faked an FBI career. Watched his dad die. Concocted and executed a 30 year revenge plot. Forgave the target of said revenge plot. Is a pathological liar. Adopted four feral street magicians. Pulled off the world's longest magic trick. Was beaten and drowned by a sociopathic millionaire. Has ninja skills. Might be in a Russian prison. Might not be. Is the head of a secret global crime organization. Is a pathetic sad wet loser. Man of All Time.

Can we talk about how both David and Grigori are on the right side of the frame, Yuna is to the left of Shane- but to the left of Ilya is just a sharp drop.

Your mother is the only one who understands me

Idk where this murder mystery renaissance started, but I'm glad it's producing a story about a flock of sheep that are obsessed with the genre trying to solve a murder. Just. Peak cinema tbh

Hugh Jackman has never been as sexy as he is while reading to sheep and carrying one with PTSD out of a carnival