Ask Hotel Hoot!

Welcome to the (un)Official Hotel Hoot ask blog! Here, you can ask almost any Inanimate Insanity contestant from any season! We decided that just because the show is over, doesn't mean the audience interaction has to end! It is an honor to be making the first outreach into broader Object Society (because we technically didn't exist in it before, outside of the show) so, you can teach us things, and we can answer any questions you have about our new lives! - OJ

OOC: Hello II community! This is an ask/rp blog for the aftermath of the Inanimate Insanity Season 2 Finale! So, yes, this blog WILL have spoilers for II! The main difference between here and the normal timeline is that Hotel OJ/Hotel Hoot still exists, since it wasn't technically made by MePhone4 (It was built by whoever OJ paid to) and Paper and OJ still run it! Almost every contestant lives there, all except for the dead ones, Apple, and Marshmallow (All in purgatory mansion instead, also purgatory mansion also exists for the same reason)

Right now, EVERYONE at the hotel is open for asks! This list (at the moment) includes: | Balloon | Baseball | Blueberry | Bomb | Bot | Box | Cabby | Candle | Cheesy | Cherries | Clover | Fan | Goo | Lifering | Lightbulb | Microphone | Nickel | OJ | Paintbrush | Paper | Pepper | Pickle | Salt | Silver Spoon | Soap | Suitcase | Taco | Tea Kettle | Test Tube | The Floor | Tissues | Trophy | YinYang |

How do I type a knee slap? Anyway, I decided I’d do an open mic night with a very special guest! Mic’s been giving me some tips, and I think I’m ready to get back out there into the realm of humor! And.. not doing commercials.

So what are YOU waiting for?! Send in your best jokes, guffaws, and laugh-makers for, uh. My review! Other questions are fine too, but yeah! I sure hope these jokes are cheesy!

…. You, uh. You realize the O in OJ stands for Orange, right? I hope you know that. Oranges are.. orange, believe it or not. I.. feel this one’s pretty cut and dry.

- @gentlechives

Oh, I think you just need to type in your question, and mention who you're asking by name!... Um. Test Tube what's going on? - OJ

GOLLY GOSH GEE WILLIKERS!! You.. YOU'RE FROM THE ALTERNATIVE TIMELINE!! You aren't supposed to still exist, Lightbulb and I took care of that! Your timeline was completely erased!! How are you HERE???

-a vocaloid freak anon💛🩵💙❤️🩷

Favorite song? Well, while there's so many good ones, I'd have to say Scapeg♾at. As for how I found out about them, Spotify smart shuffle is a wonderful thing.

12/27/24

Hey! :D

My name is Cheesecake! I have sent this letter to ask you guys a question, respectfully. :P

What do you think suitcase will use her money for? I am just curious, suitcase doesn’t have to answer.

-Cheesecake

P.s: I’ll send more letters! :D

Oh, well. I didn't actually expect to receive any questions for this. I would use it for something, but.. I don't think the money is useful right now? As in.. There's nothing for me to spend it on. We don't exactly have a way off of this island, so we're sort of just. stuck here. I guess I have a million dollars in an account somewhere, that I don't even have access to? I dunno. It's hard to describe, but for now I can't really use it on anything. Uh.. thank you for the letter Cheesecake!

Ok chat...um I'm here-

CUPCAKE!!!

Oh. Uh.. right, we had a christmas party when this ask was sent. I don't remember- did anyone let you inside? I was so busy hosting, I hardly remember the party at all. ... Wait how did you get here??

Oh! Well, the themes of gifted-kid burnout are prevalent, and very well addressed! Not to mention the mental illness associated with such blending into mad-scientist aesthetics? Very well made.

- Love, Fangirl that burned down his house and stole his car keys

I'm just going to go out on a limb here and say this is for me. *Ahem*

Why? Not why do you love her, why did you burn down someone's house???

After being an account for several months, and after not posting anything after Christmas of last year, some residents have requested we bring back this blog! So, uh, old questions will be answered and new ones will be open! ... So what are you waiting for?? Ask us questions! Yeah! WOO!!!

yeah

um.. i would begin writing my answer, but silver wanted to respond instead for some reason? thank you for liking us!

-yin

Excuse me, asker, I feel like I should be the one answering this, since I actually LISTEN to ghost and pals. I might get Yin and Yang into their songs, if you so request, but for now, I will be answering questions regarding ghost and pals.

- Silver Spoon

do we need to bring up the incident? relating to your music taste?

- yin

W-what incident?? I don't know what you're TALKING ABOUT!

seeing this made me want to cry. keep your windows shut.

- blueberry, sending someone after you since im too tired to do it myself.

Ooo, yes, I do! My favorite chemical element is Sodium! I like how reactive it is, but when combined with simple isotopes such as chlorine, it loses all reactivity! Very interesting. Fun experiment- (don't try at home kids!) Take a small chunk off a block of sodium, drop it into water, realize you accidentally dropped the whole block instead of the small chunk, watch the water EXPLODE and hit the ceiling. Fun party trick to- Ooo I wonder if I have any sodium to use at the party to show this off!

- Binomi

hi! yin here- we love hatsune miku-

I FUCKING LOVE HATSUNE MIKU!!!! .. WAIT ARE WE ALLOWED TO SWEAR??

... *ahem* anyways. big fans here. i don't know about the cherries though.

YIN CAN I SWEAR? IS THAT ALLOWED HERE?

sure.

FUCK!!! SIGNED BY

Its just about to start! I know we moved the date, sorry about that. The people here thought it'd be better if it was on Christmas Eve! So it's starting soon here.

Can this silly join the party?

Oh- I don’t know if they’ll be able to make it here in time! We’re just about to start! Besides, I don’t know who else is on inanimate island. I mean if they make it here somehow, then I don’t see why not!