“You can have it all. Just not all at once.”

...the heatwave is over. The temperatures are bearable. SO WHY DOES THE TRAMP SMELL WORSE THEN BEFORE???

My professors told me, that I should stop with the self-deprication. But I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable AND THEY DID FUCKING LAUGH WHEN I MADE THEM

Seriously, how is Butler part of every single lecture I've ever had???

I have to be honest, I have basically been living off energy drinks these past 2 weeks BC exams every second day and bronchitis is not for the weak. I cannot recommend it and I just wanna sleep in peace so fucking bad

I am studying but my neighbour keeps updating me on the progress of the France/England game via violently screaming

I am curious to see, if I can bring up the recent bathroom laws going into effect during my social studies exam on Tuesday. I have specifically gender presentations and post-structural feminism as part of my expert topics and this definitely connects to that. It also draws to the media, the NHS and so on. I feel like we could spend the entire 15 minute social studies part of the exam just talking about that

Y'all remember Violetta? Did anyone think that it was weird that everyone on that show was played by a legal adult except for Violetta? Who was actually 14? BC they had her character dating adults. And Angie, who is the same age as those "teenagers" but plays an adult? And German, who apparently has never met his dead wife's MUCH YOUNGER sister, who HE ENDS UP DATING WHILE SHE'S VISIBLY THE SAME AGE AS HIS DAUGHTER'S FRIENDS. YES I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF EXAM SEASON, LOSING MY MIND AND WASTING MY THOUGHTS ON THIS. I MIGHT BE HAVING A BREAKDOWN

My friend brought her little sister to breakfast and it was so funny. That kid has a pretty good vocabulary and clearly considers herself to be an adult. And to hear her talk about her 10 year old problems with the utmost seriousness was absolutely hilarious. (She's a very sweet and smart kid, and I know that to her, those issues are very serious and we treated them as such)

Why are nectarines only the perfect consistency for a day at most? It's cruel. It's indecent. And I would go as far as to call it a moral failure of the fruit.

Sometimes, when my students ask me to translate a word, I can't remember the translation right away, so I either ask another kid or I hand them the dictionary while saying: "you need to learn how to work with this anyway." (For finals).... Meanwhile, I just can't remember shit

Gotta be honest, Juda's could have said: "the one who's hand I shake is the one" or "the one I point out is the one" but nah, dude's mind went straight to kissing. Interesting thought process there

The story of Job is so frustrating to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah testing faith and whatever but god literally took everything from that man (who knew that god existed) and he just takes it. It's so stupid. That is an arrogant and angry god and a man that's just a mindless little sheep and people who idolise this are very strange to me

Lidl has banger chewie cookies btw. My specific one also has a security guard, super nice guy, chatted with him for a bit at self check out BC he looked bored out of his mind.