I'm a Magical Nerd from Another Dimension

I do not know why the U.S. is hosting the World Cup as we generally do not give a fuck about soccer. And I would not recommend traveling here right now to my worst enemy.

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it

Italian is 107 different provincial languages stuck together with spit and half a prayer

My bf lives in another region and we are constantly arguing about regional variations of words and we both live in the fucking north of Italy

one time i saw a map of italy but instead of cities and roads etc it was just covered w different ways you can say the word vagina. it was covered

oh I can think of at least seven ways to say the word vagina right off the top of my head rn. I can’t imagine what I could do if I tried harder

this is the Italian Vagina Map, reblog to… I’m not sure actually. Can’t hurt though. 

reblog to Italian season your pussy

girl who begs for attention but the second she receives any she gets scared

girl who wants attention but also had a fear of being watched

so guess who figured out she probably has paranoia

girlies this is not a good thing

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

Yellow

No it’s red because of his shirt

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

You have no idea what you’re talking about

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

girls yearn for popular media with a butch as a main character

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

@fuck-detector

i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions

Shut the fuck up about feminine and masculine energy

guyssssss dont worry that it suddenly got reeeeeeeally dark ive got my best men on it😁

Can we get a divorce

:(