Gay

The B-52s creepypasta youtube thumbnail

Day 2 of Dr pepper shortage

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

a lot of people were krilled

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

hey bestie you forgot the poll

I was talking to prev, asshole. The fucking critter-creature-beast poll blog? That person? Don't be a fucking dickhead.

sorry for being silly on my post it wont happen again