Creation is complete

the reason there's no g1 decepticon medics is because starscream keeps firing them in hopes that megatron will be badly injured and die due to no medical support

Tfp funnies: ratchet and optimus tell smokescreen that he's getting too reliant on the phase shifter in battle. Smokie points out that it's no different from wheeljack continuing to rely on his gadgets or ultra magnus continuing to use the forge of solus prime. This last part confuses optimus, because the forge was previously lost in the fight with predaking. This last part also confuses ratchet, as he had ordered at least another two weeks of recovery for magnus. After some nagging, the two find out that not only had jackie roped smokescreen into recovering the forge, but also that magnus had been sneaking out to train with it, with his bad hand in tow (turns out the guy just really likes bonking things with a hammer). Arcee, bee, and bulkhead return to find ratchet crashing out and optimus scolding the troublemakers in that soul crushing "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed" way of his

every time i see steven universe discourse i think “what if people were this intensely analytical about My Gym Partners a Monkey”

my url is better than yours

youre my shadow self and i need to kill you

It’s always “dance for me, jester” “tell me a joke, jester” “amuse me, jester” and never “please me carnally, jester” this court is a fucking prison