oh lazerbeak we're really in it now

stop calling your own work slop

stop forcing yourself to disengage with what you love because a layer of irony makes it more comfortable. admit you care and let yourself feel good about it

The stereotype of doctor/nurse characters being motherly and caring, meanwhile Knockout is out here being an arrogant, cunty bitch, who literally said that he prefers breaking things more than putting them back together, and has the vibes of an old Disney villain, while also being the doctor character is the funniest thing to me. Like, slay ig

K so heads up tomorrow (I hope, I pray) I am going to be getting my wisdom teeth removed so if I get on here and say something crazy, that isn't me, it's Evil Me and you need to disregard it

My prayers went unanswered, they could not remove my wisdom teeth but they will be removing them on Thursday for real this time. Evil Layla is still biding her time.

Season’s Treasons!

The Decepticons use the Cortical Psychic Patch on Optimus to steal tactical information, etc, but it doesnt work because it turns out that internally Optimus is constantly just screaming at the top of his voice because this Christ-like war leader shit was not on the librarian application

I have so many fucking thoughts about this scenario i’m glad people are realizing how chaotic Optimus’ mind probably is

The reason why Optimus is to calm and quiet is because 1) he has a magnificent poker face 2) he’s waiting for is poor stressed out mind to produce one (1) thought that isn’t panic. 3) he absolutely can’t let anyone know how much panic can fit inside his head. The Autobots are betting their lives on his leadership, under no circumstances can he let them know how often he’s winging it between sheer gut instinct and “What Would A Real Prime Do?”

Internally he probably just does a Google coin flip whenever he has to make a decision and it just so happens that Primus is on his side and it works out somehow. Then later when they’re celebrating their victory and congratulating OP he just smiling and nodding, but the entire time in his head is just empty

okay okay but what if the Matrix was actually a magic eight ball and that’s how Optimus makes all of his decisions

Oh my god this is the greatest addition to a post I’ve ever seen I’m crying shakskskskak imagine he does a little dance to shake the 8 ball then he makes his decision I can’t—😭😭

yeah!!!! plus I’m not sure whether it’s funnier if Ratchet knows that the matrix is a magic eight ball or if he doesn’t and Optimus has somehow hid the matrix before Ratchet does a medical exam on him or! OR! if Optimus is hiding it so badly and Ratchet knows but because he feels bad he pretends that he doesn’t know about the magic eight ball matrix and subtly helps OP out