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Hey @therightatriumoftheheart remember your blorbos? Yea sorry i was rotating them in my head too hard and accidentally turned them into 80s fashion dolls

Jazz outfit hcs:

Takes her appearance very seriously on first appearances to make the best impression on her future colleagues

While still professional, the style loosens quickly depending on the type of work she does that day and her colleagues

Has so many varieties of dangly earrings you see a new one every day

She read the colour me beautiful book and probably took the time getting the right outfit combinations for her wardrobe

Wears gold jewelry professionally but prefers silver and crystalline ones for off hours

I think she really likes dressing up in as many different styles as possible for the vibes

Haven't fully figured out the hair but according to friend's mom, jheri curls and farrah fawcett hairstyles were very popular

Prowl outfit hcs:

The cop uniform gives her a convenient way to be neat and professional without spending money on professional clothing

She wears sweaters and tanktops 80% of the time outside work

She styles her hair with a single haircomb that she can do really efficiently but it accidentally makes her look older than she actually is. Not that she cares lol

Maybe like 3 pairs of shoes max

One jacket

Also i couldnt help myself so i gave her one outfit and the fawcett hair if she was in a tv drama

I believe that one day she'll chop her hair off and become the beautiful butch lesbian or smth

The depths of my insanity:

Private Life on ao3 by @therightatriumoftheheart (HomesickStreetlamp)

jazzprowl yuri. i never left my jazzprowl phase it was just rotating in my brain and i was too tired to draw mechs because humans are. faster. and also ew still some of the human anatomy is odd. but hey power of jazzprowl yuri

anyway if anybody who sees this likes jazzprowl and yuri and crime investigation and mystery and a corpse (and several mentions of crawdaddies, among other things) then hey this could be the fic for you! the humor in these names is peak (AHEM clifton jumper, albert trion, literally a girl with initials R.C.) i genuinely smiled when i read them

*Revives from the dirt just long enough to freak out about JP Private Life*,,, “……AHHHHHHHHH” *breathes*,, O-O.. U-U.. O-O,, *returns to dirt* xD

[Wip I remembered to snipe below cut ✨👏oUó]

Beginning wiiith (Not Exactly A) Meet Cute: because I SAW what you did today Trident- and I need you to know that I am coming for you /J

Ft: A scene that totally happened in real life and wasn’t a dream at all I swear [sarcasm,, -a lil bit]

The Last Autobot: because this concept has been bouncing around my brain like a scraplet on a sugar high for the past week- *frolicking around gleefully*

Dream a Little Dream of Me: because of course it is- 💀🤲

Ft: a new art style that you’ll have to pry from my clenched fists as it was fueled entirely by gremlin Jazz- and gremlin Jazz alone

and finally,, Private Life: Simply, thank you- ,,for giving me a reason to draw human JP- *Megatron esc cackling*

I watch all these stories like a little hawk and am lowkey so psyched to finally make something for yall in return 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Ft whatever @‘s I could find o-o7: @foreverforty2

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

this is not a joke

Flamingos can survive in low oxygen, high altitude, high temperatures, low temperatures, high alkaline, they can and will drink boiling water and they can be completely frozen at night and still get up the next morning

(animal death) this is a real undoctored photograph (*though the body was stood up for the shot) of a dead flamingo on the surface of lake natron, a lake so salty and so alkaline that it’s naturally carbonated like soda and would eat through your stomach lining if you drank from it.

When this photo went viral years ago, most people assumed this poor flamingo must have been killed by the lake.

It is actually the lake where 75% of its global population are hatched. This is a photo from the same lake:

being the #1 fan of characters no one cares abt means I had to make my own merch