Fowler teaches Danny to drive
Fowler: you’re nearly 20 and still don’t have your license? Now that just won’t do. Come on, we’re doing some good old test driving
Fowler: and here you turn left… YOU CAN’T TURN LEFT ON RED-
Fowler: Darn, we missed our exit. It’s alright we’ll just take the next one at-
Danny: *violently u-turns*
Fowler: DAMN IT, BOY! *police sirens* shit
Boss: Fowler, why am I getting reports that your vehicle is involved in a high speed chase?!
Fowler: IM HANDLING THE SITUATION!
Fowler: I don’t know if i should be impressed you managed to get away or disappointed they couldn’t catch a single runaway vehicle… either way, good job kid.
Fowler: after preforming highly impressive maneuvers to get away from a whole police squad and their helicopters, you crash into a fire hydrant because you saw a fucking squirrel.
Danny: it was actively burying a nut! And it was sooo cute
Fowler: I can’t believe this.