Minors be gone this is an 18+ zone! Respect the tags as they are there for a reason! |26 she/her| I write, draw, edit videos, sometimes review 18+ stuff and calculate Transformer Spikes n Valves. REQUESTS: 30 (Closed) |On Hiatus|
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Just a not-so-casual Aussie nerd who likes to read, write, draw and use maths for degenerative things. I like to push the limits on the themes I write for, so heed the warnings on my post as they are there for a reason!
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Master List 2024
Caution when looking at the works! Like most of my works, they tend to be on the nsfw, darker and non-con side so read their tags before reading the stories.
One Piece
Dick mesurements - Kaido, Katakuri and King
Transformers
Tfp
Soundwave x reader x Shockwave: For the Cause (a/b/o)
Soundwave x Reader: Whatever He Wants (Dubcon)
Rotb
Mirage x reader: Throw Him off his rhythm Does it count as peeping? Don't look down
Idw
Scavengers x oc/reader -Slip slip bang bang Chapters: 1, 2
Shockwave x Firstaid - Two face (Non-con, gore)
Kaon x reader: Torture and Training
Tarn x reader: Play Along
Cyberverse
Yandere Starscream
Yandere Shockwave, Soundwave, Bumblebee, Preceptor
Soundwave x reader x Soundblaster - Watch Me take everything
(Non-con)
Soundwave x reader: More Than I Can Say (Dubcon)
G1
Yandere Soundwave x Cassette Reader x Rumble & Frenzy (non-con)
War for Cybertron
Soundwave x reader x Soundblaster -More than A Screw Loose Chapters: 1, 2,
Earthspark
Soundwave x reader: The Experiment (a/b/o)
Shockwave x reader: All for what? Part 1 Part 2 (Dubcon)
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Tfp Soundwave and Shockwave might not interface a lot (or ever), but I can 100% guarantee they know all the best interfacing tips and tricks even if its questionable how they know them 👀.
So any drop of nsfw content for these mighty mechs with a femme cybertrionian reader 🙏🙏would be much appreciated.
Also, remember to hydrate
TFP Soundwave and Shockwave NSFW Headcanons (Femme Reader)
This is literally just a bunch of kinks and I will not apologise for it, tehehe
Many thanks to @mechdyke-after-hours for it's helpful input, I was stuck for ideas, so it deserves much credit !!
Warnings: Intense Kinks (Tentacles, Exhibitionism, Voyerism, Overstim, Somno, Medical Kink, Gun Kink), Oral Sex
Word Count: 721
18+ ONLY MINORS DNI
Soundwave
- As one of the most reserved cons on the Nemesis, Soundwave gives little to no information about himself, let alone his private matters. And most certainly nothing about his relationship with you. For most members onboard who are curious enough, it could spell a life-or-death mission to find out what gets the spy hot and bothered. He keeps his desires under wraps in public, always guarded but never truly depraved of lust.
- But when it eventually does come to the berthroom, that thick impenetrable wall of secrecy unveils a door for you.
- It's definitely been discussed amongst the others whether or not Soundwave could put his tendrils to questionable uses. And they are all correct, you discovered that the spy is very much into tentacle play of the hentai calibre. He'll sit back and let his tentacles do the work for him. He'd tenderly snake them around your limbs, spread you nice and wide before him, and penetrate you in the air. It also gives Soundwave the freedom to use his servos for other means, whether on the computer or knuckle-deep in his own valve.
- The rumours have spread that he's into exhibitionism, ironically enough. Soundwave wouldn't be caught dead exposing himself fully, but he's sneaky enough to encrypt a live feed on the monitors of the Nemesis to any bot who's smart enough to access it. And if they do, they'll be met with the garbled and static moans of you being pounded into the desk.
- Soundwave likes a bit of overstimulation and orgasm denial. He'll keep hold of your frame on his spike while his tentacles pinch and 'suck' on your node, bringing you to the edge in an endless cycle until you're limp and twitching.
- Soundwave has a thing for somno; quiet is his style. He loves recharging beside you, don't get him wrong, but there's something so peaceful yet arousing when he slips a couple digits into your puffy valve. He loves how your frame unconsciously jolts when he rubs circles to your node.
- Overall, one of the freakier mechs on the Nemesis, except, of course...
Shockwave
- When Shockwave met you, he knew he just had to have you, despite the fact that a pretty little femme like you had no business with a mech like him. But it was all about business once he got his mitts on you, making you even sign a waiver. Are you stupid or just insanely charged up for the scientist?
- Interfacing with Shockwave borders between super tame and straight-up morally insane. He tested the waters first, plunging his engorged spike into your tight valve as a "control" for his "experiments". He would show nil emotions, fucking into you on his desk, calculating and observing every whine and gasp.
- Shockwave would test the waters more, observing your obedience to him. He'd make you sit on your knees and flex your glossa for him before making you take his spike to the base of your throat. And he liked using your mouth more than he'd admit, unexpectedly overloading just to watch the transfluid dribble down your chin.
- This is where the waiver comes in. Being a scientist, Shockwave likes to experiment on you. Medical play is where it's at with this mech. He'd start with a helm-to-toe assessment while you're strapped and exposed to him, poking inside your intake, then trailing down to your exposed spark chamber. He'd take samples of your energon, maybe even taste it, the sick fuck. He'd inject different substances and observe your reaction, always taking notes. And yes, his spike is erect and throbbing the entire time.
- And when you thought you couldn't possibly risk your life more, Shockwave has a gun kink, specifically his gun. He'll lean over you on the berth, one thick arm beside your head and the other sticking his cannon between your thighs, teasing your slick valve with the tip. He'd push you to your limits, slowly stretching you over it until he has to hold you down against the berth. The thrill of fucking you with it at the risk of blowing your fragile little frame to bits makes him almost overload above you.
- And, of course, Shockwave will ensure your emotional integrity is still attached, asking if you need anything and supplying you with endless energon for your troubles.
Warning: I know I'm a delusional person. I'm just practicing being a writer, that's all. + English is not my first language
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A slight sigh escaped your lips as you swayed your body again. Your hips shook with the increasing approach, which immediately pulled back as you slowed down with a low moan.
You didn't want to finish so quickly.
You haven't enjoyed the touch of a foreign language yet. The saliva that so smoothly lubricated all the walls and thin skin, only giving more feeling to your body. Your hands are tightly clinging to thick black hair, disheveled in places. You've settled in so well in this living place. It's so nice and hard to endure at the same time as his rough hands gripped your soft hips, not letting go and not daring to lift.
Too good...
You didn't know that this Titan would be so good at this. You've made it clear that this is just a practice that won't lead to anything serious. But everything turned out to be quite typical.
Godzilla was too attractive in this form.
Black hair, scars, and stubble that tickled your fleshy thighs right now. All of this suits him too well. His body, his eyes, his lips. Nature really tried to improve the image and did not miss. Any woman who sees him will understand you. But not today. Or maybe never. Especially the moment you straddle his face.
And you didn't think he'd agree. It's too strange, but also intriguing at the same time.
Ignorant of human society, the Titan pounced on the female, by mutual consent.
At your request.
By your need, which he sensed as soon as he joined this strange human body.
The taste rolling down his tongue was unbearably exciting. He'd never felt anything like it. He knows that, by nature, animals mate for procreation, and other than that, he just didn't pay attention to it. And he knew that people did. It's all by nature. It's all instinctive. He didn't interfere, it would have been ridiculous of him. But he never thought that there was a huge difference between person and animal.
Feeling and pleasure from the process. So empathetic and so intense.. Especially from your wet little body, scratching his head like a prey under a huge predator. Your fingers were too blunt to hurt. But the claws, which attracted with their color, really stung. But it was hot, it was nice. So pleasurable, in fact, that it makes you growl and carry on with an act that makes you moan softly.
The sound from your mouth was foreign to him. That voice is affecting his condition too much right now. He doesn't want to finish, he wants to continue.
And he does. Holding you tightly to him, his tongue began to roughly explore your overstimulated place between your legs, only forcing you to bow more tightly to your fragile body.
A/n: Sorry I’m a huge fan of Real Housewives so take these silly headcanons!!!
Note: GN reader, the relationships with the character(s) and reader can be seen as platonic/romantic depending on what you prefer :) Mihawk + Perona’s relationship to each other is also not stated just for your personal preference. These are all just very silly things, don’t take this too seriously since it’s crack!
Zoro
“The hell? Why are you watching this crap? It’s not even real!”
He just sighs and grumbles about how this is dumb the whoooooole time.
Tends to sharpen his swords or try and nap while it’s on.
Until lowkey he starts peeking a bit like ‘did she just say that?’
Suddenly has opinions on it and tries to deny he’s interested but his eyes are GLUED once they start arguing and the suspenseful music is playing.
“Well, if I was her, I think I’d just kick them. Or maybe cut their car in half.”
Sanji
Opposite of Zoro. The man is probably a bigger fan than you and most likely is reading the gossip online.
It’s your weekly night hangout where he brings snacks and cozy blankets for you two to sit and enjoy while watching.
Gasps audibly and loudly.
He’s both the best and worst to talk about this with because he respects all women and he forgives them for everything, so they all get passes from him.
“Yes she may have talked badly about [name] and stole [name]’s house and maybe crashed a car. But we all do that. We need to show forgiveness. She’s having a tough time- her dress came in the wrong color.”
Law
Like Zoro, he’s very disturbed by the very prospect of reality tv.
But he’ll try. Let it be known he’s trying.
He doesn’t get interested in it but he does try to follow along so he can discuss it with you.
Not gonna lie though he’s the guy who’s focusing on their plastic surgery or illnesses.
Will literally pause the show just to examine what they may/may not have done and if the surgeon botched it up.
Imma just manifest this, he’s prolly a Terry Dubrow stan.
“Who’s your favorite Housewife so far?” “Terry.” “But… Terry isn’t-“ “It’s Terry.”
Unironically would drop a horrible quote from whichever show you’ve been watching and he’d say it so seriously that everyone’s jaw will drop and it takes him a sec for him to realize what he said.
Luffy
Imma keep this short for you- he ain’t looking.
He ain’t caring.
No thoughts.
He only cares when there’s a party and food is being served.
“Woooooah! Look at all that food!!!”
Doesn’t even recognize who is who and will just mindlessly wait for food to come on screen.
Perona + Mihawk
I’m putting this as a two for one they’re my everything <3
You and Perona are the ones who watch it lots. Perona does complain about how much they argue but she loooooves looking at the houses and clothes of the women. Makes comments about wanting to fly first class or visit the beautiful places they go to.
Mihawk is reading.
Perona is biased as hell and only defends the people that are wearing cute clothes. Otherwise? Shit list.
“Ugh! What is that dress?! It’s so hideous!” “Is that all you’re focusing on?” “I agree with (Y/n), Perona, she just had gotten into some relationship troubles with [name], so I think [name] is wrong.”
You and Perona are gasping and shocked that Mihawk 1) talked and 2) had an opinion on this???
Turns out the man had been listening the whole time (he’s quite the multitasker).
If Perona is the most biased viewer, Mihawk tries to remain objective and impartial. He's always listing out the nuances of a conversation.
“I think [name] is just jealous.” “Well, if we remember in season 4, episode 14-“
He’s a smart ass sometimes, but it’s okay, he’s our smart ass.
Perona is always enthusiastic about marathoning the shows again and watching it. She tends to do dress up requirements for watching it.
Nami
I’d hesitate to call Nami a “fan” of reality shows.
She’s aware of them, yes. Does she particularly care for it? Nah, not really.
They’re more background noise and eye candy for her.
She just likes putting them on and glancing every once in a while to gaze at the beautiful houses and trips.
“Oh that’s so expensive… imagine what you could do with all that!”
Sometimes has a fun game for herself to estimate the cost of an outfit, accessory, or house. It’s scary how accurate and detailed she can get with it.
Tends to mostly focus on fashion and get new ideas to steal- I mean, incorporate.
Doesn’t have strong opinions on the cast, but she isn’t too crazy about the louder members.
Kizaru/Borsalino
He’s heard of it, he thinks.
And, well, since you’re so into them, he’ll give it a watch.
“Oh my, these ladies are incredibly wealthy and beautiful.”
He’s not even ogling them he’s just amazed at the way they dress, behave, and/or decorate their spaces. It’s almost like being starstruck???
The guy who will pause the tv at certain scenes to point at random decorations or outfits and be like “darling, would you like that?”
He does get sad when they start to fight.
“Aw… I was just liking the party… why are they arguing now?”
His favorite cast member is your favorite one <3 he’s just a cheerleader like that, dear.
He could listen to you talk about it for hours if you wanted, and he’d be amazed by your knowledge.
“You know, if you’d like for me to have you be on a show like this, I could probably pull some strings!”
Kidd
1000000x worse than Zoro
I cannot recommend putting it on in front of him.
“The hell is this shit?! Turn it off!”
You refuse and now he’s stuck watching grown women argue over dumb things (in his mind).
Complains the ENTIIIIRRRRE time. Nonstop commenting and complaining.
Okay but he’s hooked after a bit, the drama is just too good.
But now he’s WORSE cuz he’s got OPINIONS and THEYRE ALL SHITTY!
This man is an instigator. I swear to god he’s just saying shit just to rile you up and be contrarian.
He's stanning the biggest menaces on the show.
You two will probably get into (very silly) arguments about some of the situations and people.
And unlike say, Sanji, who tries to defend a person, Eustass will just say you’re wrong and then add something unhinged to it.
“Naw you just don’t get it. If I was her, personally, I think I’d just burn their mansion down and then slash their tires.”
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So, for the last year or so I've been on a one piece binge. This means I've read a lot of op fanfic and I'm looking at King and Katakuri when I say that.
I noticed that some fics can't decide on whether or not our tall op men would kill us with their dicks. So like the too-curious George I am, I got to work and made a size guide to see what's lurking in those pants.
Included: Katakuri, King and Kaido
Gotta start out strong with Katakuri and for all his lovers out there good news! You could 100% take this mans dick. You may have to climb him like a pole to get to it but take it you can.
Length: 37.8 cm
Girth: 29.1cm
Diameter: 9.3cm
*Inhales deeply* If there's a will there's a way... Like the rational safety person in me is like no but lucky for me my life is practically held together by duct tape and lost hope.
You could survive if King was kind enough to take you to a medic soon after. If you do it often enough maybe he'll learn how to patch you up
Length: 45.5 cm
Girth: 35 cm
Diameter: 11.2 cm
Nope. Not happening. Unlike King, there is no room for to give with kaido. But hey least you may die happy.
Omg I just started thinking about size difference one piece yanderes again and started cackling about falling between the mattress and the bed frame if you're a regular sized darling for like king or katakuri or even doflamingo and corazon like oh God pls help. The yanderes are like "oh God now I've lost the remote AND my lover ughhhh"
Katakuri saw it coming and blocks you before you can fall.
King rolls his eyes and tells you to get yourself out. He told you to stop sitting so close to the edge.
Doflamingo will either yank you out with his strings or leave you there to get out on your own while laughing at your attempts the entire time.
Corazon tries to rescue you, but then also falls in.
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So if you're a fan of Ultra Magnus and are wanting to know some more intimate details about the big guy (like spike and valve stats) well look no further.
Includes: G1, Tfa, Tfp and IDW
*18+ below the cut*
G1
Spike
Length: 44.6 cm
Diameter: 10.9 cm
Circumference: 34.3 cm
Transfluid Count: 857.1 ml
Valve
Diameter: 10.9 cm
Circumference: 34.1 cm
Depth: 37.9 cm
Valve When Aroused
Diameter: 21.7 cm
Circumference: 68.2 cm
Depth: 75.8 cm
Are you Surviving?
Yes if you call 000
Transformers Animated
Spike
Length: 58.7 cm
Diameter: 14.4 cm
Circumference: 45.1 cm
Transfluid Count: 1128.6 ml
Valve
Diameter: 14.3 cm
Circumference: 44.9 cm
Depth: 49.9 cm
Valve When Aroused
Diameter: 28.6 cm
Circumference: 89.8 cm
Depth: 99.7 cm
Are you Surviving?
No
Transformers Prime
Spike
Length: 74.3 cm
Diameter: 18.2 cm
Circumference: 57.1 cm
Transfluid Count: 1428.6 ml
Valve
Diameter: 18.1 cm
Circumference: 56.8 cm
Depth: 63.1 cm
Valve When Aroused
Diameter: 36.2 cm
Circumference: 113.6 cm
Depth: 126.3 cm
Are you Surviving?
No
IDW
Spike
Length: 79.2 cm
Diameter: 19.4 cm
Circumference: 61 cm
Transfluid Count: 1524 ml
Valve
Diameter: 19.3 cm
Circumference: 60.6 cm
Depth: 67.3 cm
Valve When Aroused
Diameter: 38.6 cm
Circumference: 121.2 cm
Depth: 134.7 cm
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Another Decepticon that makes me question my morals on why I like him so much is Tarn. So lets see what the leader of the DjD is packing.
Includes: Cyberverse and IDW
*18+ below the cut*
Cyberverse
Spike
Length: 46.8 cm
Diameter: 11.5 cm
Circumference: 36 cm
Transfluid Count: 900 ml
Valve
Diameter: 11.4 cm
Circumference: 35.8 cm
Depth: 39.8 cm
Valve When Aroused
Diameter: 22.8 cm
Circumference: 71.6 cm
Depth: 79.5 cm
Are you Surviving?
Sure if you're right next to a hospital. If not, well that's a rip... (puns intended)
IDW
Spike
Length: 81.5 cm
Diameter: 20 cm
Circumference: 62.7 cm
Transfluid Count: 1567.6 ml
Valve
Diameter: 19.9 cm
Circumference: 62.3 cm
Depth: 69.3 cm
Valve When Aroused
Diameter: 39.7 cm
Circumference: 124.7 cm
Depth: 138.5 cm
