WRETCHED HIVE OF SCUM AND TEXTPOSTS

Kylo: *is in bed trying to sleep*

Luke’s force ghost: Hey kid, did you close the closet door yet?

Kylo: *annoyed* Yes I did

Luke: Are you sure there aren’t any monsters?

Kylo: YES

Luke: Remember that time Chewbacca hid in your closet and scared you so much that you peed yourself? That was hilarious.

Anakin: Ben, I've come to warn yo-

Kylo: *blocks ears with fingers*

Kylo: LALALA CAN ANYONE HEAR THE DISEMBODIED VOICE OF MY GRANDFATHER??? CUZ I SURE CAN'T. LALALALLALALA

Anakin: *sighs*

Obi-wan [to Anakin]: He really IS following in your footsteps.

Kylo Ren: *is half naked*

Rey: Holy shit, he DOES have an eight-pack

Matt: *gives the 'I told you so' look*

One day, Hux received a red envelope out of nowhere. He opens the envelope and it starts shouting "WILLIAM ARTHUR BILL WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU-"

Kylo and Phasma just laughs.

Ahsoka: Come down here Skyguy, we’re gonna build a sand castle!

Obi-wan [internally] : My one and only father figure was killed in front of me by a sith lord. Said sith lord survived being chopped in half and came back to kill my Mando girlfriend. The apprentice I devoted my entire life to train betrayed me, so I had to fight and almost murder him. The same apprentice killed me twenty years later. Oh, and the evil grandson of my former apprentice is named after me.