Hell in High Heels

I watched this with my S.O. and he broke up with me over it.

MR. NOODLE

Hopefully the mother will get used to it

I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take”

when i was a teenager it felt very revolutionary to be cruel to myself. like some kind of slow passive protest against how much everything hurt. i starved myself of sleep and food and tenderness because it felt right. it felt sharp and angry and radical and i wanted to be those things. adulthood is the realisation that the world is already working to cut into you well before you learn how to do it yourself. caring for yourself and others is the real protest

I procrastinate so much that I have a gaping hole of dread inside my chest where I think my other emotions are supposed to go. unless a potential employer is reading this, in which case I don’t do that & I have all the normal emotions that human beings have & I love capitalism

The human spine is a joke why do my shoes effect how much my back hurts I'm gonna kill you

You can really see the average age of the user base increasing

The man has the legs for it honestly

WORK IT KING!!!

we stan a legend

reblogging for the last part (and also he DOES have the legs for it)

i want the skirt in the last photo tbh

just tried to show my older brother something while my little brother tried to show me something. poetic cinema in motion

I know this was probably sent two minutes apart but I hope it was eight hours later and they woke up in the middle of the night like "ohh wait no"

is the world really such a terrible place? yesterday i asked if oat milk was extra and the barista said yes so i said ok just regular milk then and when she gave me my chai latte she whispered “i gave you oat milk ;)” doesnt that make u want to live another day?