BACK TO BACK BABY

Okay good news so it turns out the pure of heart actually can pour grease down the sink

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

the thing about nonfiction is you come out of it with several more books to put on your to be read list and it's only gonna branch out from there so really the only solution is to read every book in human history starting at the beginning

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

NEVERMIND MY GRANDMA JUST SAID SKILL ISSUE

you grow a beautiful tree and then balk at its fruits?

Hey. Stop for a second. Take this moment to appreciate that you don't have to write a paper right now. No one is asking you to write a paper. You don't have to think about the paper or plan your time around the paper. You have the freedom to think about whatever you want. Everything is going to be okay. At least you don't have to write a paper right now

if ur wondering what the fuck is wrong with me imagine how i feel

I lied put your clothes back on. I don't know how to fuck and I'm scared

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

And you may tell yourself "this is not my tomodachi life"

no offense but check yes juliet kill the limbo i’ll keep tossin rocks at your window