BACK TO BACK BABY

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

press the teleport button to come over to my house and eat a bagel on the porch with me rightnow and you will earn 5 gems

they call it his achilles heel because ack! It killies him

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

Fuck your dream job what’s your dream hobby that you don’t have the means to take up yet. Mine are falconry and aerial acrobatics

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe