skills: puns

at the gym telling everyone the weights would be easier to lift if we all work together

I. WHY.

the more people you have lifting an object the less amount of force each individual person will need to apply to it to lift it

Plz tell me you took him home and have a new per gengar.

i'm not qualified to provide adequate enrichment for a trash gengar also I know for a fact he was recently hit in the face with a bag of dog poop

Update please I am begging you

at the combination ikea and taco bell. ordering a blåhaj blast

i think being proud of where you come from is one of those things that becomes fun the more specific you get. like "proud to be english" bad rancid vibes. makes you sound like the kind of person who rants about immigrants. "proud to be from yorkshire" better vibes. i cannot deny the yorkshire cultural heritage. "proud to be from pocklington" absolutely fucking hilarious please never let anybody kill your pocklington pride.

4am perfec t size for put decisions in to make! 4am very Clear thinking and Comfort no need sleep soundly make decisions at 4am. Put Decision In 4am. no problems ever at 4 am because good Shape and Support for tired brain weak of struggle make sad. Afouram awake yes a place for a thought put action in 4am can trust middle of night for giveing good love to brain. friend 4am

World's largest rubber band ball escapes containment in freak county fair accident. Experts on the scene say it was doing some "real Katamari ass shit" to the fairgrounds.

looking through discord messages trying to find lore of your own oc is so funny. like let me consult the sacred texts

not now honey, mommy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again