we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am
.- โฆ. โฆ. โฆ. โฆ. โฆ. / ..-. . .-.. .-.. / -.. --- .-- -. / .- -. -.. / -โฆ .-. --- -.- . / -- -.-- / .--. . -. .. - โฆ / - --- -.. .- -.-- / -.-- . --- .-- -.-. โฆ. / --- ..- -.-. โฆ. / -.-- --- ..- -.-. โฆ. -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- / โฆ . -. - / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- -.-- / - . .-.. . --. .-. .- .--. โฆ.
personally i prefer semaphore
so prefacing this with the fact that I know that the fun is sorta taken out of this by me translating, but not everyone will have the energy to look it up themselves, so I figured I'd help out.
Morse code: AEEEEE FELL DOWN AND TROKE MY PENIT TODAY YEOWCE OUCH YOUCH!!!! SENT FROM MY TELEGRAPH
Semaphore: NO NOT YOUR PENITS














