Bleep Bloop

im awfully pretentious for someone who knows nothing and does nothing. solution is to become someone who knows everything and does everything. because i am not getting off this high horse. im velcroed to the saddle. im fused to the horse.

*pointing to your political protégé* you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?

a broken link is a kind of dead wife

YOUR EMAIL FINDS ME ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

playing a game called listening to the mountain goats while things get worse. it’s where you listen to the mountain goats while things get worse.

not now kitten daddy’s fallen into the crevasse

someone tagged this for that fucking idiot pirate show. not black sails the bad one. does polar exploration mean NOTHING to you people???? i’m in hell

Polar Exploration Heritage Post

Sorry for calling your wedding hetslop

needing people is no fun. in my next life i want to be a razor blade

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

(flirting) i could be your problem

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius