Bleep Bloop

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

the pure of heart do not require a "car" and "driver's license" to travel

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

Im so used to my queer echochamber that when a woman doesnt have armpit hair its like a jumpscare

Babe, are you okay? You reblogged Nick Barlow’s Clusterfuck/Keep It Together again

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

in a way i am my own dead wife

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

it feels good as fuck to edit your own writing honestly its like youve been carrying around a ton of coconuts with you everywher eyou go and then you get to stop and say "hey., what am i doinjg with all these coconuts. i don't need these" and drop them

biting the hand that feeds me but im also sucking on the fingers a bit