the night sky is beautiful

every now and then i see posts about how kids these days don’t know how to pirate anymore but i was hanging with an 11 yr old today and she was telling me about all her favourite illegal streaming sites to watch anime and how she made a japanese google play account so she could play magia record so i guess i’m here to reassure you that cool kids very much do still exist. and they will never go extinct as long as you keep teaching your little cousins and neighbour kids how to pirate

some of you in the tags are so annoying acting like you’re so much better than this 11 year old just because she watches her anime on gogoanime instead of torrenting it on her computer which she does not have. go tell a kid you know that mobile firefox has multiple different adblockers so they don’t have to ninja deflect twenty popups every time they click next episode

you looking inside the pussy with your eyes? you crawling in there like antman?

bc of my crack fic people have been sending me every manner of Grinch x Tony the Tiger headcanon……who wants to hear the one that finally snapped me like a tennis player’s tendon

Please

I am ashamed to say that I put a lot of effort into this….

holy. fucking. STARS.

how have you done this…..why have you done it…..

Look at the kids run! 

Happy Grinch Day, Chapter 4 of the GRINCH X TONY THE TIGER FIX-IT FIC is up!

Parent Trap but Gritty and the Lorax try to reunite Tony & the Grinch

Everytime I see this thread show up on my dash it’s in more depth and more developed. I didn’t think we could reach these levels of insanity but here we are.

LEGEND

all this toilet paper and you still aint shit

daylight savings is the work of the devil

Me, bleeding profusely from a missing leg as I’m being dragged onto the beach: THIS WAS A STATISTICALLY UNLIKELY OCCASION, IF THE SHARK WANTED ME DEAD I WOULD BE DEAD. SHARKS ARE IMPORTANT FOR THEIR ECOSYSTEMS I DO NOT CONDONE ANY ATTEMPTS TO HUNT THIS SHARK

I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire

Female solidarity

The Collective Has Spoken

That was an ancient Greek chorus sis

that's descriptive alright. perplexing, but descriptive