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In BtVS pride month episode the school hangs big rainbow 'everyone is welcome' poster, so now vampires can just walk inside. Now Buffy has to tear it down wihout Cordelia calling her homophobic
hi! i have no background in history, but I was wondering if 'slam bunk' could perhaps be an accidentally misspelling of 'slaw bunk'? I'm definitely prone to using an m instead of a w and vice versa when in a hurry.
If so, I found this entry which lists 'slaw bunk' as a specific type of bed, citing a book written in the US in the late 18th century.
apologies if I'm completely off here! very curious about this mystery :)
hold on! that's absolutely in line with the way this writer forms his ws!
it's a shame that that contemporary account doesnt describe what a slaw-bunk is, only that it exists and the mattress was straw
HOWEVER!
a book called "colonial days in old new york" by alice morse earle (1896) describes them:
"The sloep-banck, or slaw-bunk, was another form, a folding-bed. This was also set within closet doors or hanging curtains. It was an oblong frame filled in with a network of rope or strips of wood, set apart like the slats of a bed. This frame was fastened to the wall at one end, the bed’s head, with heavy hinges; and at night it was placed in a horizontal position, and the unhinged end, or foot of the bed, was supported on heavy turned legs which fitted into sockets in the frame. When not in use, the frame was hooked up against the wall and covered with the curtains or doors."
thank you thank you thank you!
also @putridcowboy you were on the right track with folding bed!
wip adding a slaw-bunk to my 1785 probate court zine
whenever i see that post about swapping female characters with male ones in video games i always think about this
finally…men are becoming sluts again
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my greatest accomplishment in life is that I inadvertently made my friend break up with her shitty boyfriend by throwing her a really fucking awesome birthday party
okay so I fucking love event planning and decorating and hosting and baking, aka all the elements of a banger birthday party. I am so freaking happy to throw people parties because it means I get to throw a party, then go to a party! yippee!
so my friend's birthday rolled around and I knew she wanted a party because I'd done them for her before, but I wanted to make it extra special because she was turning the big 25. so I did all the regular stuff I am So Excited About: had her roommates let me into her apartment while she was out, put up balloons and homemade garlands and streamers and table decor, made her favorite cake and snack plates and cocktails, ordered catering from a restaurant she loves, got a bunch of our friends to come over to surprise her, wrote her a disgustingly heartfelt card, etc. and then because it was the big quarter century, I was like I gotta do something extra.
now. I do not like clowns. my friend loves clowns. we've gone to the circus together and she's seen me literally close my eyes and hide when the clowns are out in the audience, meanwhile she's screaming and waving at them. so obviously I hired a clown for her birthday. (btw seeing him out of clown costume made me less freaked out because now I knew that the guy under there looks like someone's uncle.)
so she showed up after work totally expecting a party because I'm too paranoid to throw a real surprise party, and obviously loved it. and then I was like btw. there's a clown.
she lost her mind. she was sooo excited. she loved the party and she loved the clown. I was like haha yes I'm getting a good grade in birthday parties and didn't think much of it because frankly I do this a lot, and it's so much fun for me that I don't consider it work. like, I love doing all that for my friends. it's not any kind of sacrifice.
two days later, she texted me that she broke up with her boyfriend.
naturally I was like omg tell me everything I hated that guy let's get coffee. so we did and she told me that for her birthday, her boyfriend of nine months 1) forgot about it and didn't get her anything, 2) got mad at her for not texting him while she was at her party, 3) got mad at her for telling him about the party because it was "passive aggressive", and 4) called her immature and stupid for being excited about a clown at her birthday.
this was all very in character for him. but she'd just come from a lovely birthday party full of her friends who love her and want to put effort into making a nice day for her, where her friend who hates clowns hired a clown just to make her happy even though the party alone would've been plenty. and suddenly this wasn't a boyfriend being kinda forgetful and lazy, it was a glaring incongruity with everyone else in her life. so she finally dumped his ass. and I was soooo freaking happy. so clowns can be good.
that relationship was already over, she didn’t even bring her boyfriend to her birthday party at her own apartment
actually it's worse than that! she knew there would be a party, but not what day. I invited her boyfriend to the party. he said no.
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mutuals/followers who are involved in historical research especially the late 18th century in new england:
this is the only object in daniel brown's house in cambridge mass in 1785 that i cannot identify for the life of me.
the context it's in is a room containing beds, clothing, kitchen/cookware, and for some reason "forty-one new scythes".
i'm reading it as either "Slam Bunk" or "Ham Bunk" (leaning toward "Slam" based on the rest of this particular person's handwriting), but nothing comes up when i search either of those terms, even with dates added. it looks like it's worth 1/6 of a penny if i'm understanding the notations of value correctly
anyone with insight please let me know
Reblogging here too.
If you know what a "slam bunk" or a "ham bunk" are, please let me know. It's going in the zine I posted a sneak peek of recently, and I'd hate to leave a single object out, but I can't fathom what this thing is.
Having finally witnessed wild alligator courtship for myself, I can WHOLEHEARTEDLY SAY it's just as cute as the texts make it seem. Like yes, they really DO rub snoots! They really do take turns swimming after each other! It's adorable!
@nohriantomatoes It probably did happen with dinosaurs! At least the big carnivores. Birds they might be, but when you look at the ends of their faces, they have sensory pits.
Sensory pits are clusters of nerves- they're part of what we call the ISOs in crocodilians. ISO means "Integumentary Sensory Organs," and they're exceptionally sensitive- a crocodilian's face is more sensitive than a human fingertip. They can sense tiny pressure changes in water (as in "the pressure change from a single drop") even when their hearing is disrupted.
You can see the foramina for the nerve endings really clearly on this alligator skull.
And while they do use these nerves for hunting, they also use them for courtship. It's seen across species, and it's an important part of the process. While we can't entirely reconstruct something so complex as courtship in theropods, we do know that there are several species with the sensory pits that indicate the presence of ISOs. Juravenator had them on its tail, Daspletosaurus had them on its face- so did Neovenator and the other tyrannosaurids.
It just kinda stands to reason that if they have the same sensory organs, they'd probably process sensation the same way. And if they're processing sensation the same way, then yeah, snout rubbing as part of courtship makes sense. The nerve struction is a lot more like what we see in crocodilians than what we see in modern birds!
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Kind of obsessed with this woman's freakishly modern jacket from 1904.
The complete lack of shoulder definition gives it the silhouette of an MA-1 bomber jacket, but bombers weren't even a thing yet. The Wright brothers barely achieved powered flight in 1903. The ribbing on the shoulder and the angular cutouts with the hexagonal mesh are so futuristic and cyberpunk, but even art deco wouldn't be a thing for another 15 years. The color is like a dusty NASA flight suit. All together it's giving lone spacefarer crash landing their tiny rustbucket ship on Mars.
Truly a visionary of her time.
firefox just started doing this too so remember kids if you want to stream things like netflix or hulu over discord without the video being blacked out you just have to disable hardware acceleration in your browser settings!
for the people saying this might be too difficult: idk about chrome but in firefox it just goes
> open settings
> search "hardware acceleration" and there should only be one result
> uncheck use recommended performance settings
> uncheck use hardware acceleration
done!
Since I'm looking at the comments and seeing a lot of people asking what hardware acceleration is and getting wildly incorrect answers, here you go. This is what hardware acceleration is. It's not DRM, and it's not placing a limit on memory usage (unless you have weird definitions for both "memory" and "placing a limit").
This is what hardware acceleration is:
"Do you just have a graphic for this on hand at all times?"
Yes. For this precise reason.
whoag u said anyome can ask abt ur bone marrow donation, so here goes… first of all I fidn’t even KNOW you could DO that. Crazy stuff. Second… did it hurt? It hurt, right? I can’t imagine is NOT hurting. Oh lord. Also, how often can one donate bone marrow? Anyway hope ur doing good, this is really cool good for you congrats(idk what to say here uh) 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Of course! My pleasure!!!
Donating bone marrow is really funky because bone marrow is what makes your immune system! Blood is made in The Bones, which feels wrong, but it's true. This includes your white blood cells and all of the other components that help you fight off infection. In individuals with blood cancers, often times their bone marrow IS the problem- it's creating mutated/cancerous blood cells.
So, your bone marrow is broken and producing cells that will kill you. And in response, humanity invented the most metal answer to this ever: nuking your bones until they're marrowless. And then taking someone else's bone marrow and swapping it in.
So basically, I just gave someone an entirely new immune system. Which is fucking awesome.
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this is VERY funny and I don't want to step on the gag but as a former food service worker I simply cannot NOT explain the place crushed Oreo cookies have in the service industry because I think it's really cool, actually
So Oreos! Truly a 100+ year old institution (although we can argue about whether Hydrox came first/are better but that's not what this is about). Oreo was manufacturing using pretty modern equipment very early on right here in beautiful Manhattan in the old Nabisco factory that is now Chelsea Market. But an unfortunate issue with mass producing millions of very thin, very fragile crisp cookies is breakage. A lot of the wafers (the chocolate part) will crack or crumble before reaching the end of the production line. The machinery can be adjusted to reduce breakage but the nature of the wafer means breakage will never be zero. Sometimes the cookie gets to the sandwiching stage & filled with the creme before it cracks, but more often it breaks before then. That's why you have some bits with creme and some without.
So what does a cookie company do with all the broken pieces? The dough is already cooked at that point so it can't be reused to form more cookies. So Oreo comes up with a plan: develop recipes and alternative uses so they can sell the crushed cookies, too. This happens a lot in manufacturing! Leftover bits are repurposed for other products to reduce waste and cost. Probably the most famous example is animal feed; the husks and rinds and cast-offs from human food production often get processed into animal food.
Sadly this means most commercial Oreo dust is a pre-crushed situation. I grew up working in my family's restaurant and the Oreo pieces would arrive in sealed plastic bag inside a big box. We'd use them for pie crusts and dessert toppings. Being a sneaky lil shit, I'd sometimes dip a soup spoon into the Oreo dust and take one big, chocolatey bite as a snack. No need to crush them by hand.
Sorry to add real-world facts to a very good bit. I just really love manufacturing. And cookies.

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in my high school a few years ahead of me there was a polyamorous girl named luna who was dating a guy and a girl and the girl was named (i swear to god this is her birth name) marea. they were named moon and tide and they were lesbian lovers. i thought it was the most romantic fated thing ever as a tiny baby queer it would make me sigh in adoration. the boyfriend's name was frank
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