♠I'm gonna crunch♠

I realized the posts i've been reblogging might fuck with people who are trying to use tumblr to escape from everything right now. So i'll be tagging the protests and riots with "#new development" and/or "#protests" so if you need to you can blacklist these tags for the time being. Be safe out there

Also the bail money posts will be tagged as "#bail outs"

Covid stuff and other updates are now also listed under new development

False reality and fake reality stuff will be under "#not real"

Abortion issues and the upturning of roe v wade is now under "#new development" too

General fucked up news is under #new development

Any fundraisers for Palestine will be under "#bail outs" as well

i test superpowers on my youtube channel. i have every power but no divine calling or moral ambition so instead its just speople send in power ideas and i review them. they will say something like "wifi enabled breasts" and i will try it out and say 2/5 kinda tingle. they will say "power to duplicate and command mice. i try it and say 4/5 my mouses army pleasant softness make me feel content. they say "deep fry and consume your own arms". i say thats not really a power,. but ok. 3/5. and thats the episode that blow ups. now im famous for arms and all my new suggestions are eating different body parts. i could ignore them but the money is too good. i try the normal ideas like jump really high but nobody watches. and i cant just make new money with a power bc nobody suggested that plus i have a deep respect for the economy. cry in my youtube mansion full of mice and i always smell like oil

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment King situation.

its okay to be cute btw

*releasing cute spores*