If I Die Tomorrow

i swear to god NOTHING makes me more pissed off then when everyone is like “oouheuehghoughough ough [thing] is so good it’s a classic you’ll love it” and they say it SO OFTEN that you resolve on principle to loathe [thing] with your entire being but when you actually get around to experiencing [thing] it literally IS That Good. physically trembling with rage at the fact that hamlet actually is one of the best plays ever written. DIE

Yours is the only funny and correct addition to this post

whoever came up with kissing someone's hand as a sign of respect knew what they were doing. slut.

every now and then the internet decides it should revamp the ole “stop texting first and see how many friends you lose” when in reality you could literally just communicate that u feel bad that ur the only one texting first

mfs are legit assuming that their friend isnt texting first because of how little they care abt their friendship when in reality they literally just dont know ur upset and didnt realize there was a problem in the first place. just talk to ur friends its not that hard and if they’re a bitch just tell them to kick rocks

Me when i want to fucking watch blue but that stupid bitch wants to watch red

I think about this tiktok every day.

this was absolutely a life changing and spiritual experience for me

god gives his cringest interests to his sexiest soldiers

Cannot get over how accurate those text images are in describing the intonation of the dialogue.