but these days, i’m growing more and more sure

no one will come to save you but some will offer you their hand to hold when life gets tough and those are the ppl that matter

oh my GOD i hope no one realizes i have multiple facets

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

Sorry for texting back instantly, my phone is in my hand, I'm mature and I like u

Bitches will be like "prev tags omg" on my post and I check the preg tags and it's like "blorbo from my shows"

world heritage post

no piece of supernatural commentary will ever be as impactful as ‘what happened to all the pussy on supernatural’

plutonic lesbian friends (that do nothing for me)

work is pissing me off badly today so I'm going to drink espresso and eat ghost pepper salsa until something happens

they should invent a father you can forgive

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

we’ve all got that one friend who was definitely born under a cursed star

Ask not for whom the gurdy hurds. It hurds for thee.