but these days, i’m growing more and more sure

no piece of supernatural commentary will ever be as impactful as ‘what happened to all the pussy on supernatural’

plutonic lesbian friends (that do nothing for me)

work is pissing me off badly today so I'm going to drink espresso and eat ghost pepper salsa until something happens

they should invent a father you can forgive

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

we’ve all got that one friend who was definitely born under a cursed star

Ask not for whom the gurdy hurds. It hurds for thee.

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

video game secret: there's clever wordplay hidden in the title of the game "nintendogs". the word "dogs" is cleverly added on to the name "nintendo" to form the word "nintendogs". this is actually a reference to the concept of "puppies"

every lyric annotation on Genius reads like this

evaporative cool my angel of thermodynamics

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

thank you small americans in my phone for correcting me: beloved cgi bible show did not portray the son of god as a vegetable, because that would have been sacrilegious

now i don’t know enough about omegaverse to say anything definitively but from what i have seen it certainly looks like it emulates insects much more than wolves.

like if you’re looking for an animal with strictly defined castes and extensive use of pheromones you are looking for ants i think