susan

i assume this is from a LARP, but this is still fuckin hilarious

This isn’t a LARP, it’s a real sign in Forks, Washington that caused me to nearly crash my car as I drove past it

this was the weirdest movie ever.

shrek 2 was the highest grossing film of 2004 and is the 26th highest grossing film of all time

Remember that tradcath woman who implied she thought that estradiol pills were leeched directly from Real Womyns endocrine system and that we were hormonal vampires, fun times

she was right actually I suck the estrogen directly from the p*ssy like I’m nose four ah two

If the cis find out we’re vampires they’re gonna alert the church.

Gandhi didn’t say this. Martin Luther King Jr didn’t say this. Jesus Christ didn’t say this. MOTHERFUCKING MEWTWO SAID THIS ENLIGHTENING SHIT RIGHT HERE 

goat cat

A coat

A gat

due to personal reasons i will be snuffles

modern we didn’t start the fire

the comment obliterated me

Oh my god!!!!

i’m so happy for this cat i hope nux knows im proud of him

Yes please share this! This is all control and isolation. It’s not “out of love” or anything like that. This is straight up abuse.

i’ve been informed by my roommate that there are only 5 stages of grief. i apologize for my mistake, but brie larson made me add on 2 stages of opposite grief

the additional two bonus stages are gay and jkdsflskdnfladnfoidsfngslkdfng