goob bye

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

Most of the Little House on the Prairie books aged poorly, but the story that always stuck with me was the one where an unnamed presence absorbs Pa's form and memories, taking his place among the family while the real Pa begs to be let back into the cabin, but the family can no longer perceive him

today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

pyrrha dve: look, kid. look at me. i know you're kinda reeling right now but before we're swallowed by cthulu i need you to understand that i did fuck your mother. yes i know you just met your father for the first time and hes god or whatever, but so you know you've always been a daughter to me, especially that one time when i killed your mom and also maybe you. it's ok she understood why i did it. all that said i think we should kill ourselves right now. what do you mean you don't want to kill yourself? your mother would have killed herself with me.

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

Understanding that there is no objectively good art has many benefits, but a favorite of mine is being granted the ability to see that you hate corporate memphis for the same reason people hated fruitiger aero ten years ago, and that people will like corporate memphis ten years from now for the same reason you like fruitiger aero now: because it's the opposite of the thing that's in popular use right now, and reminds you of being ten years younger

white ppl with small dogs will go places u never thought possible