Demoman: “Bruh, I’m deadass hungry right now.”
Scout: “Yeah, pizza. What do you want?”
Demoman: “Let me get a… BONELESS PIZZA WITH A… TWO LITER OF COKE.”
Scout: “Fuck kinda pizza…? And TWO LITER MACHINE BROKE. We got a one liter, though.”
Demoman: “Fuck you mean, B? Aight, look, let me get that pizza BONELESS.”
Scout: “Uh, pizza don’t got bone on it.”
Demoman: “The fuck did I just say, then?”
Scout: “You said, ‘LET ME GET IT BONELESS’, like pizza got a damn bone in it.”
Demoman: “Y’ALL GOT BONES ON THE SHIT, THEN.”
Demoman: “So what’s the problem?”
Scout: “DICKHEAD. Name one pizza that got bone on it.”
Demoman: “JUST DON’T PUT THOSE SHITS IN MY PIZZA, BRUH. How many times do I gotta say it?”
Scout: “Bro, just explain to me how the fuck pizza can be boneless.”
Demoman: “If it don’t got bone in it, it’s BONELESS.”
Scout: “Son, what school you go to?”
Demoman: “Dawg, I don’t understand the problem. Just make my shit BONELESS.”