I have the hatchet. I'm building a new house

My toxic fandom take is that I think that it's awful how much we can talk to creators and get answers from them word of god style. We should be out here in a godless place rooting for scraps of lore in the media like truffle pigs out in the fields

The thing i love about RPF is that it allows me to create an idea of men that are actually likeable

i’ve always thought that there’s a wistful, almost melancholic tenor to the lyric “the club can’t even handle me right now,” as if, for a single, piercing instant, flo’s very soul had expanded far beyond the bounds of the club, and indeed, transcended the firmament itself

Hayden starts seeing tweets making fun of the your Best Friends Boyfriend trope and how your Best Friends Boyfriend isn’t even really a person just an object that you hate and he cries actual real tears of relief because he thought he was just kinda homophobic this whole time but in reality he’s just being a normal best friend

the only way out is through but fuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuucckkkk cant i like scooch past or something

just found out i've been abandoned by god which means he's not watching anything i do anymore. you should come over.

"theyll hate you for this" "but theyll be alive" is THE juiciest thing to me

i will ensure you stay alive above all else. even if what i do to make it happen is horrendous. even if it violates all your wishes or moral principles. even if you can never look at me the same way again, even if you hate me for it. because at least if you hate me it means youre alive

imagine you have a coworker at the old spaghetti factory and then a year later they're a torchbearer at the olympics

everytime i think about the concept of soulmates i mourn the fact that it's never turned on its head as a tragedy

stands up on my chair i think having a soulmate should be a kind of divine punishment