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women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

I loathe my job and need a new one. I need all the help I can get.

Everybody gets candy during Halloween. Trick or treating is for everybody.

not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual

“Why’d you do that?” Please remember that I am using what I’ve seen in humans to mimic them

Reblog if you're using what you've seen in humans to mimic them

where the fuck would we be without garlic honestly

vampires contemplating why they havent been able to take over the world yet

Girlies and non girlies of the jury,

yes your honor?

attack

this post was a big hit in the adults who have bills to pay fandom

i seriously need to leave this place but i have nothing and nowhere to go