"Life's Like A Movie, Write Your Own Ending..."

instead of listening to the people who’ve played these characters for decades and have devoted their lives to them they choose to bring in executives and writers from shit like the big bang theory, and then when that fails they just sweep the whole franchise under the rug until a reboot will be profitable again. up until that reboot it’s all talk show appearances and tv specials no one likes because they’re just celebrity cameo-fests. 

part of what made the muppets popular was that campy, sentimental, lackadaisical, occasionally snarky, but well-meaning vibe you got from the setting and the characters. the 2011 reboot (as much as i love it) fell a little too on the sweet and sentimental side while the 2015 series started out way too hard on the snarky side. there was no balance. when disney deals with the muppets they either bank too hard on nostalgia or what’s “modern” (workplace comedies, celebrity scandals, etc.) with no balance. there has to be balance.

the 2011 muppet movie and its sequel felt so genuine because it was made by people who know and love the characters. the 2015 series fell flat because they hired people who couldn’t get on that level. i’m not saying you have to be like a devoted fan to work on a muppet project, but you need to understand what these characters mean to people. disney doesn’t understand that anymore and takes everything at face value, hence why we get terrible characterization and inconsistent writing

I have some thoughts on the upcoming Scooby Doo films…

Tony with cucumber slices on his eyes, treating himself at the spa; he hears a loud crash outside. He peels the cucumber slice off one eye, looking outside the window. Giant Man has just thrown a tractor trailer across town. He lays back down, “Glad it’s not my problem.”

Peter Parker has had a long adventure and then he gets a ping on his phone. It’s a video of Tony and baby Morgan playing with a Spider-Man action figure. 

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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