Too Disgruntled for Names

what the fuck man you cant do that

It's important to note that Chekhov's Gun was not originally about foreshadowing, but a piece of advice to playwrights about how every element in a play should have narrative relevance. The corollary to Chekhov's Gun is that if a gun mounted on the wall in act 1 is never used at all in the entirety of the play, then it should be omitted from the play entirely.

Very funny example of writing advice that is very specific to its medium getting overapplied outside its scope. Can you imagine how awful set design would be if people tried to apply this to movies. 60 minute post credits scene in the Matrix where Neo has to fire every gun that appears in the "lots of guns" scene

The weirdest type of comment on this are people repeatedly pointing out that it's AI as if that's not the very first thing that was said about it. That is part of what we're making fun of. Facebook is overrun with christians using AI to make memes they believe are devastating sick burns and even that backfires on them.

Thank you for posting without the fucking destiel meme

She had also claimed Freda "deserved" this sexual harassment because of what she was wearing... You know... The same excuse used over and over to try and justify rape.

what i miss most about being a chocolatier (besides the honor of gayest job title imaginable) is we had these massive bars of chocolate for tempering that were 10lbs and we had to break them into smaller chunks. by using a sledgehammer of course. i LIVED for that shit

all the other people in production HATED busting them especially at the end of the shift but i fucking loved it. give me the hammer. i can be trusted with the hammer. And everyone did in fact trust me with the hammer because again they all thought it was tedious and painful. me? i was having the time of my life. even if i had to pick up the slack for other people i would be annoyed for all of five seconds before the euphoria of getting to smash things set in. and the production areas had windows too so customers often just got to watch me beat the shit out of a massive chocolate bar. with a hammer. like a zoo animal. i was getting paid to do that. every day i miss it.

Biblically-accurate post-Episode 9.

eevee should have a normal type evolution called eeveevee and it's just an eevee but bigger and floofier

I DO NOT WANT A GIGANTAMAX EEVEE I DO NOT HAVE THE INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A GIGANTAMAX EEVEE THE NEXT PERSON WHO SAYS GIGANTAMAX EEVEE IS GETTING PLACED IN A CANNON AND FIRED AT THE MOON

What item would trigger the eevolution tho? A totally ordinary pebble, just a bit bigger?

ROCK STONE

I love this, but consider: Level it up while it's holding an Everstone. The one single 'mon in the entire franchise that the Everstone actively does the opposite with.

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"