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system-a-naturae

I think most of Tumblr's attempts at world building religion are absolutely terrible because:

1. They think that only stupid people are faithful, anyone who's 'enlightened' won't be religious

2. Religions are some sort of centuries long con/conspiracy used to manipulate people (therefore no religion is real ever)

3. Are trying to make pantheon ala Greek/Roman mythology, but their knowledge is exclusively from Percy Jackson and the Tumblr-ified/woobified versions online

4. Legitimately believe that religion is just an accessory, (ie. A person is a Christian if they wear a cross, a person is Muslim if they wear a head covering)

5. They have an inability to engage with or write from the perspective of someone who's different from them

And the sad thing is that this could be so easily resolved if they were just willing to research (and do it on a place that isn't Tumblr or another social media platform)

sunnight-music

#blossom #silversummer #sn2sg #sunnight #sunnightmusic #nature #naturevibes #beauty #sunnightpop #sunnightblues #hair #hairstyle #hairtransformation #wallpainting #wall #paint #painting #art #portrait #zoommyface #decor #floral #floralart #floraldesign

beardedmrbean

This is actually perfectly in character for Peter Parker

langernameohnebedeutung

before cooking an egg, do you poke a little hole into the shell?

no, why would I?

No. (I know the reason people do it but I don't do it.)

yes, obviously??

Yes (I don't really know why, though)

other/press button!/don't like eggs/vegan/slurp my eggs raw/vanilla extract/tags

Voting ended onJul 23, 2023

blue-corvid

Before I… crack them open?

langernameohnebedeutung

....before you put them in here:

the water cup even comes with a little needle at the bottom for hole-poking purposes, see:

sorry i meant boil not cook

blue-corvid

WHAT IS THAT

langernameohnebedeutung

It's an egg cooker!

It's like a toaster and an electric kettle had a baby and ...the baby boils eggs.

langernameohnebedeutung

#is this specifically a German thing#because Germans tend to have Opinions about eggs#also the only people I know who actually know how to use an egg cup are German#teach me your ways - I still don’t understand why you’d use an egg cup. and I can’t imagine boiling eggs not in a pot on the stove

no egg cup:

egg cup:

langernameohnebedeutung

#why is the wobble an issue you pick them up one at a time shell then and eat them like not whole but just#you hold them and bite them and eat then till there's none left? why does this need extra tools

...at this point i'm sorry to introduce...the egg spoon.

asparklethatisblue

Even better news about German egg related gadgets… the Eierköpfer (it also has a super long German name), for when you need a guillotine to open your egg neatly

bonyassfish

No offence to Germany but why are you guys so fucking insane

langernameohnebedeutung

nothing to see here. Just normal feelings about egg.

thatswhywelovegermany

The guillotine device from a couple of reblogs above is der Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher

das Ei (pl. die Eier) = egg

die Schale = shell

sollen = to be supposed to

der Bruch = crack, fracture

die Stelle = site, place, location

die Bruchstelle = site of fracture

die Sollbruchstelle = predetermined breaking point

verursachen = to cause

-er =suffix to turn a verb into a noun (genus m)

der Verursacher = causative agent

der Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher = device to cause a predetermined breaking line around the perimeter at the top of a boiled egg so it can be opened neatly

Also: Eierwärmer, egg warmers to keep the eggs warm during a long Sunday breakfast. They are often handmade and knitted or crocheted in a decorative shape, but they can also be bought. Popular as a gift for Easter.

not-very-kawaii-of-you

Most autistic society

homeiswhere-thephobicis

you are all going to hell

niconicokneegers

okay, the egg slicer is legit though

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tomatatoro

beardedmrbean

rythyme

i was seeing all these little blue flowers everywhere and kept thinking "dang what are these bitches, i can't remember..." well guess what. they were fuckin forget-me-nots. can't believe i failed step fucking 1, the hot girls on iNaturalist are going to laugh at me and i'm gonna flunk out of hobby botany school.

din101010

Бог создал Кошку, чтобы у человека был тигр, которого можно погладить.

Виктор Гюго

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nxprvz

ты

Тяжело быть одной; Тяжело быть с тобой. Дай немного любви И ты можешь идти.

Не хочу быть любима; Не хочу быть забыта. Мою руку возьми Ты в начале пути.

Помоги найти дом; Помоги найти толк В каждом дне моей жизни, После просто исчезни.

Я боюсь быть взрослее; Я боюсь быть умнее, Лучше просто уйти, Но ты в след не смотри.

Я живу с ее прахом; Я живу своим страхом Быть всю жизнь мне одной, Не найти мне покой.

Не бросай эту степь; Не бросай меня здесь, Возьми руку мою, Дай надежду свою.

unatkozorobotok

thememedaddy

yasmin1000000

“So basically my couch has electricity and I use it to charge my battery powered doorbell”

“Okay that makes sense”

la-reine-du-disco

Now explain it to a Japanese samurai from the year 1218

rui-cifer

"do you know how waterwheels grind up grain in a water mill using the force of running water? We found a way to create a huge source of force that runs all the time and can transfer its force over long distance. I can tell you in more detail, but that's the basics. Now that is a chime that has a mechanism that one can press instead of having to open the door to let you know that you are waiting to be let in. It requires the transferred force to make the mechanism work and that wire is how we transfer the force to the chime."

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segamascott

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cloacacarnage

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

futureblackwakandan-deactivated

Wtf????

theryanproject

Smoove with it too

meqabitch-deactivated20200901

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters.

bankuei

“Pathetic. You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

pardonmewhileipanic

reminds me of this gif

sueanoi

batter-sempai

Baseball players are to be feared

cynosurecosplay

thenamesdede

Reblogging for the last one

saito-91

^Same for me

amuzed1-deactivated20241106

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

scp2008

much woah

lord-blongus

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

cleoselene-deactivated20260315

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

lostspirit101

Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird

wazimoomoo

They…they just blew up a fucking bird…

greatcomputerearthquake

Ball’s dead. Bird’s dead. I’m dead

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

shyflops

personally my favorite thing about Mr. Bird Evaporator is this imagine being the poor fool tryna rob this man’s house only to be instantly transported to the same dimension as that bird

westiec

He does photography now, and I guess just in case you’re booking him wondering “is it that Randy Johnson?” … here’s his logo:

glowsticks-and-jesus-deactivate

I’m done fighting with non christians who believe christians don’t deserve to have media representation. I’m so sick of people telling me as a Christian I HAVE to change everything about my faith to make THEM comfortable. I’m not here to tickle your ears. Not everything created needs to cater to you. We Christians have SO LITTLE representation in media, and even the little we have people want to take and warp to make themselves comfy.

Imagine if I found an explicitly gay/trans media franchise and made ALL the characters straight in a remake? Or took a piece of media for Muslims and made it Christian? People would lose their collective minds over it. So please do not come at me with the “sit down and shut up and take it” nonsense. I’m going to play nice, I’m going to pray you have a wonderful day. But I’m not going to let you demoralize me and put yourself on some high horse because I’m a Christian and you aren’t. Be gone with that nonsense.

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