keep er tween the ditches

I feel like not enough people realize that people under enormous strain act really really fucking Weird

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How is she doing this

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

i hope girls think i’m funny and hot

i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT

what did you do to be put into the salt mine

i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh

was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?

im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.

10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

imagine you're having one of those days at work. coffers empty. hand absent. rats in you father's lego city. and here comes ulf the fucking white asking for a castle for his buddy gary