Just A Random

band on the run

Trump is dead this and Trump is dead that. The obvious answer for Trump's sudden disappearance is that Trump has gone into his very first heat and the Whitehouse is trying to cover up that he's an Omega

in concert in columbus, ohio last august (2024) someone in the pit was holding up a sign that said “do you want a snack?” and between songs Hozier stopped and asked them if they had silica gel packets, bc he already knew the joke was coming, and they said yes and he said “let’s have it” and they threw a silica gel packet on stage and he said “the safety manager doesn’t want me to have these anymore” and he put it in his pocket “for later.”

good work everyone

To anyone saying some horrible thing that the current administration is just a smoke screen, smoke screens are harmless and only exist to obscure vision. What they are doing is far from harmless. They have literally said that their plan is to "flood the zone" and do many horrible things so we can't handle all of them at once. It's more like using mustard gas as a smoke screen.

All of my followers need to slow down and look at this immediately

I wish jumping spiders were domesticated and you could walk them around on a leash

man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge

i wouldn't fight godzilla if i was this dude's size, for roughly the same reason i wouldn't fight a komodo dragon at the size i currently am

Not even to save New York?

what has new york ever done for me

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

the last coral snake fatality in florida that I could find was due to the person who died trying to kill it, as a note

I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED NOT TO THROW HIM BUT I WAS IN A HURRY

Weirdest day of that copperhead's life

tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes

the curse of being on this website is knowing that shit like cottagecore and dark academia and the obsession with mushrooms and whatnot started on this godforsaken platform and not tiktok

@filletedfennysnake creechure…….. friend shaped :)

Eat?

for to eat????????

jëlybeân

this is for @knitmeapony