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people on this website cannot stop eating chick fil a despite being told for a decade that they fund horrific anti-lgbtq shit and they cannot stop watching dropout despite being told that it's a massive trans woman exclusion zone funded by someone whose entire life has been funded by invested clinton administration money. i'd be less annoyed if people would just admit they dont give a fuck and just find it funny, but theres a massive contingency of battle jackets who make dropout shows part of their personality, so like

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

*clueless guy in 2006 voice* that iPhone? What a piece of junk. People are never gonna use a phone without a keyboard. I wish there was a way I could be a girl

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach