Life is Weird @idontcareosaurus - Tumblr Blog

So I work in fast food. Just a regular fast food burger place, one that's local to my area. We just have the regular fast food type foods, nothing fancy. But so this guy comes through our drive-through, and he asks us if "our ostrich eggs are back yet".

Like sir. No, they're not back and they never will be back as we never had ostrich eggs to begin with. Not once and never.

Like what restaurant did this man go to that served ostrich eggs, and how did he confuse them with us, a fast food burger chain???

#fast food #weird #what the hell #confusion #confused #i just dont understand #what even #customerexperience #ostricheggs #weirdcustomer

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To notice yourself slipping. To be existing, and to watch the world around you move forwards while you move backwards. You see your friends moving on with their lives, while you seem stuck. Failing. You finally pick yourself back up, only for someone to knock you back down.

To return to old habits. You can't not return to them, because without them, you'd drop. The comfort of those habits, the habits that keep your mind whole, but send you ages away from those around you. You fail to connect with people. So you lean harder into your habits. Pulling away from people, because people are what make it worse. But somehow it's worse alone.

Yet you fall into old habits. You've regressed.

You finally think you're better. You've had time, and good experiences. But one thing. One thing will knock you back. It could be a death, an accident, a screw up, a stub of the toe, a drop of a phone. It's painful.

Yet you have to keep living, because you know it would be more painful to those you'd leave. So you don't even consider it. It's not allowed.

But you just want to be free.

Free of the screw ups, of the accidents, of the failures, of the responsibilities, of the pain.

So you fall into old habits.

idontcareosaurus

And now. At roughly 1 in the morning, I get to do math homework. With all the feelings. Cause if I don't, then I fail even more.

I'm so done with everything

To notice yourself slipping. To be existing, and to watch the world around you move forwards while you move backwards. You see your friends moving on with their lives, while you seem stuck. Failing. You finally pick yourself back up, only for someone to knock you back down.

To return to old habits. You can't not return to them, because without them, you'd drop. The comfort of those habits, the habits that keep your mind whole, but send you ages away from those around you. You fail to connect with people. So you lean harder into your habits. Pulling away from people, because people are what make it worse. But somehow it's worse alone.

Yet you fall into old habits. You've regressed.

You finally think you're better. You've had time, and good experiences. But one thing. One thing will knock you back. It could be a death, an accident, a screw up, a stub of the toe, a drop of a phone. It's painful.

Yet you have to keep living, because you know it would be more painful to those you'd leave. So you don't even consider it. It's not allowed.

But you just want to be free.

Free of the screw ups, of the accidents, of the failures, of the responsibilities, of the pain.

So you fall into old habits.

#depressions a bitch #rant #okay but just lost #unhealthy reading habits #maldaptive daydreaming #sad thoughts #tw depressing thoughts #tw depressing stuff #late night ramblings #late night rants #i need fucking therapy

God I'm so freaking pissed right now. I hate hackers so much, and I hate myself for being so freaking dumb. They hacked someone's account on Instagram, someone I knew somewhat, and then faked needing help with something (my last post reflects that) and sent me a link and I freaking clicked it and practically just handed them my account. And overall I don't mind loosing the account, though it pisses me off that they put my instagram account onto private so I can't even go find all the people I followed to re follow them on a new account. Like I was planning on doing a revamp of my insta anyways, but not freaking like this.

And what makes me so much madder that when I made a post announcing on another account that my account (my art one) was hacked, I got like 10 different people offering "assisstance" to get my account back. They were all nice and understanding, until they went "now I'd you want me to finish the process, it'll be 200 fucking dollars" and I got haha nope my account ain't worth the money I don't have. Like freaking people, I just got hacked, and I am in no way clicking this link to "pay" you and am in no way trusting anyone now.

Augh, I'm just pissed at people right now. Like why does someone need to hack my account in particular? Why do people have to try so many scams. Why do I have to be so freaking ready to do things for people that I'll click a link without a second thought. Just fucking hell, I'm annoyed and instagram won't do anything about it "cause they're not breaking the guidelines" and cause it's no longer freaking my account apparently so I can't do anything, like he'll I even managed to send a hacked account report like immediately (a whole video of my face and what not) but that's gonna take at leastttt 2 days, but it only takes 1 day for them to completely shut down my account because if suspicious activity. Just, I don't know, I'm annoyed, and there's literally nothing else I can do about the situation right now so here I am ranting when I really should be sleeping

#hackers #i hate people #annoyed #so mad #so mad at myself #life is shit #yelling #fucking idiot #im so dumb

New pet peeve- someone sending me a message saying they need help, but not saying what with. I reply immediately after getting the message and receive dead scilence. Totally not worrying or slightly stressful.

In the end it was something random, but like come on

#pet peeve #annoying #worrisome #seriously

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I've discovered that I have a knack for finding books with gay characters. I just pick up a book and read it, and every one of them has some sort of LGBTQ character and I love it. Random book I bought today? Lesbian romance everywhere. Random book from the library? Bi as hell.

Went from hardly ever finding any books having even a side character be not straight or cis, to finding them all at once. Yes yes yes give me more.

#books #reading #briar girls #lgbtq #gay as fuck #really fucking good #all the gay ships #im so fucking excited #so freaking happy

So I used to keep a dream journal thing, and today I was looking through it and I found some absolute gems.

- My dad had green and black jellybeans from 1972 that he was waiting to eat.

- I could NOT make chicken noodle soup.

- The porch was remade to "work better for heists and halloween".

This was all from the same dream, which was apparently about how I ended the world, so yah know, that makes sence.

#dream #dreams #weird #funny stories #totallynormaldream

The absolute euphoria I felt today when I filled out a whats your gender question on a survey and actually answered truthfully for the first time is unmatched to anything

#agender #nonbinary #lgbtq #bestfeelingever

So today, I learned what being agender was, and I was like, hmmmm that sounds a lot like how I feel, but the more I thought about it, the more I thought maybe I wasn't. Then I remembered a year ago, when I couldn't figure out what my gender was, and I had told myself "whatever it doesnt matter you dont care what people call you anyways, you dont need a label, I'm just me being me" and now I'm like, okay maybe I am actually agender.

#agender #lgbtq

The things I do out of boredom. Just me casually walking my cat, at 9:30 PM, in shorts and flip flops, when its 44 degrees outside, wandering through my neighbors yards as my cat leads me around. The usual.

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You know what I really hate. Being in the shower and being home alone, and having the fire alarms go off. Just me casually running through the house to check for fires

Heard the sound of squeaking shoes in a gym. I assumed it was basketball. It was actually about 40 high schoolers playing duck duck goose.

Do you ever just wonder what something would taste like, specifically something that's not edible, then realise that you have a very distinct memory of what it tastes like?

I got to witnesses my friend stick a giant fragment of plastic from a broken chair into some random persons backpack, and they didnt notice. I can just imagine their face when they find it.

After I got home today, I decided I wanted hot chocolate. I searched for some chocolate mix, and didn't find any, but I did find some mini microwave cake mix so I decided to make that.

Turns out we had hot chocolate, but no cake mix.

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Today’s problem

what do chairs for dragons look like.

carbisari

big comfy piles of pillows

basiliskfree

Well, that don’t work in the scene I’m doing it’s too cute not to draw.

carbisari

DAWWW SO CUTE :>

noivern

they use human chairs but really badly

rareandradiant-maiden

same

citrus-adventures

Wait elongated chairs y’all. Eight chair legs instead of one, they can lie down majestically and put their chins on the table like they were always meant to.

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