memento mori

okay unrelated but what was the funniest red flag in ur worst relationship

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this is the oldest post on all of tumblr, posted in october 2006 before the website even launched publicly in 2007.

(Technically, this isn’t about saving your hands… but if you draw, you’re probably doing a lot of sitting, so…)

This has such extreme shitpost energies but it’s 100% serious

Looks pretty useful for everyone endlessly working at home at their dining room table.

wow

I lost it at the fucking chess pieces

video games are big fans of *grunt of pain* as a token “hey bitch ur getting injured be careful” cue but i think there should be like, a 1 in a 1000 chance for the pc to scream “FUCK” really loud after taking damage 

queen elizabeth go to south sudan challenge

Jaderoxy flirting would be like “babe ur my 8th electron of my outer layer, u make me complete and stable. b4 u came along i was like the halogen column on the periodic table, missing a piece and all over the place, ily will u b my parter in noble gas?” and jade would just b like swooning

Italian mobsters using discord to have a meeting and they have a bot that plays accordion music on repeat

oh shiiiiit you right

OOOOOOHHHHHHH I LOVE THIS

huh I wonder what this art is for oH FUCK