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I could not invent this website if i tried

Must not pick that scab off. It will not in fact get rid of the scab and just create a different scab. The scab is not done cooking yet. I am completely normal about scabs. <-gripping the edges of his chair so tightly the wood is starting to crack

Tumblr should never have given us polls. Everyday I have to see years-old polls cross my dash proudly proclaiming past-me's vote which I now disagree with. Let me change my vote!! I have rethought which Tetris piece is the sexiest.

there should be a rule that if you play too boring of a game in the knockout stages, you both get kicked out and replaced with the loser of the most entertaining game

Here's how cabo verde can still win

Get your ducks in a row. Now get them in a circle. Get them in a Socratic seminar with that duck in the middle. Get them in a mosh pit. Get them moshing. Get them moshing.

JAJSJSJAJANAJJAJAJAJAJSJSJAJA

I hope they both lose and cry

Los gringos ya empezaron a decir barbaridades de Paraguay, confirmado que sólo quieren sentirse menos mal por lo que es su país.

Ya dijeron que los paraguayos somos todoas blancos y que la guerra de la triple alianza fue un operativo para eliminar toda la población negra de Paraguay (murió el 90% de la población masculina, literalmente niños y mujeres también pelearon o sino desapareciamos) y que desde entonces somos racistas, que somos todos blancos

I spread pro glasses propaganda. Glasses are hot. Glasses are cool. Glasses will help you see boobs.

Welcome to my escape room. *places an affectionate cat on your lap*