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sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

losing my mind @ people telling me I'm doing patriarchy by "framing periods as a punishment" guys I don't know what to tell you if I got pregnant that wouldn't happen. that's a true thing. I know my body isn't deliberately punishing me but a period is in fact a thing that happens when you don't get pregnant. hello.

are you “adaptable” or are you just willing to subject yourself to existing in low key background-level ambient misery

these are different things btw. actual adaptability means not dealing with being miserable long term. and being constantly mildly annoyed/frustrated with a situation but being “able to deal with it” counts as ambient misery. btw.

let this be your sign to make your life just a little more livable. get a dollar store trash can for your bedside so Cup City’s invasion plans fall through. block a tag or post that makes you grind your teeth every time you see it. get some grip pads so your bed stops sliding across the hardwood a little bit every time you get in it. tell that person you need a little more support. if you get annoyed at a situation more than a couple times, change it. don’t be content with being miserable.

and the more that you start doing this, the better you will get at detecting your own feelings and advocating for yourself! This is an important start to being more of a person in the world if you struggle with that

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

stop with that nonchalant shit and bark for me

women with ill intentions and my discord are allowed to hear me try to bark

STILL IN NEED

"iphone=faster/better camera" must be the biggest case of outrageously false propaganda that so many people have fallen for

whenever I watch a movie where people are like dismembering someone alive and they're all chanting "hail satan hail satan" I always think "WOAH WOAH WOAHH GUY'S I NEVER ASKED YOU TO DO THIS! I DON'T NEED YOU TO DO THIS! I HAVE A TUMBLR ACCOUNT YOU CAN FOLLOW ME ON!"

I kind of don’t want to believe you, but at the same time I know what it’s like to have a toxic fandom.

Jesus You Don't Get To Talk You're About To Be Tumblr Sexy Man

man i hate the allure of a good grilled cheese. you make one and eat it and its so good and perfect, maybe a little bland but in a good way and you instantly think “man that was a really good grilled cheese, im not entirely full yet, maybe i’ll have another…” dont do it. don’t even think about it. it’s the opposite of oreos. you make your second grilled cheese and 3 bites into it you’re so overwhelmed by the monotony. “this isnt nearly as good as the last one” despite being practically identical. The grilled cheese is a sacred food, it must be eaten hot, and quick. A second one only allows you to stew in the memories of the past (your previous cheese) and your nostalgia clouds your mind, creating an epic fail bite in your newest creation of dairy and grain. Show some restraint. 

fascinated by the terf buzzword "male violence" because I've yet to see a real explanation of what unique property is shared between cisgender men and transgender women that lends some kind of special power to any violence committed by them

a lot of the times it's used it seem to come from the oversimplification "men oppress women, ergo 'males' oppress 'females,' and I think trans women are male, ergo there is no material, systemic, or social difference between the classes of cisgender men and transgender women, so we can simply reason about transgender women as if they are part of the same category"

(cada vez que paso un taller de autos) ohh los autos son no binaries, me alegro por elles

puppyplay pero hago de fatiga