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hey academia tumblr (academblr?) - if you watch US tv, you get the very strong impression that half the professors male professors wear bow ties
can anyone comment on the percentage of male professors who wear bow ties?
also note for US folks: pretty much nobody wears them in the UK apart from whovians, and especially not newscasters ffs
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"iphone=faster/better camera" must be the biggest case of outrageously false propaganda that so many people have fallen for
fly! fly! there's a waiter in my soup!
This post has soup in it!! Very good.
you'd think it was good but there's a whole entire man in my soup he's asking me for my order he doesn't even work here
i saw a post earlier today and now i can’t find it but someone was like the only reason i get through studying is by saying “let’s go steal a grade” where they just imagine they’re doing research for a leverage con and they have to know all the information to pull it off successfully. I’m at my internship rn and i found the original score for the og show and redemption and let me tell you i have never been more productive
@imaginable-horror you are an inspiration 😌🫡
Replace imposter syndrome with the conman method! You're a fraud, and you're such a competent fraud that the mark is never going to realize what hit them until the gloat.
[Image ID: Tumblr post from imaginable-horror on May 24 reading: New study technique called "let's go steal a grade" in which I pretend to be part of the Leverage crew and study for my exams as if I'm studying for the grift. I need enough knowledge that I can con the mark without getting called out. /End ID]
my dream is to make a statement so true and verifiable that no one could misinterpret it even fi they were trying.
... Instead of end world hunger? What's wrong with you?
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happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess
[ID: wikipedia article for Fuck Tree. The forward reads, "The Fuck Tree is a sessile oak tree[1] on West Heath on Hampstead Heath in north London. It is located in an established gay cruising area. It is noted for its slender trunk which facilitates gay sex."
The History section begins, "The heath has been used for cruising since the 19th-century [2]. Bron Maher visited the tree in October 2023 for The Fence, a British satirical magazine [3]. He described the-" (and is cut off).
To the right is an image of the Fuck Tree under the heading Fuck Tree, captioned "The Fuck Tree in 2025." The tree's trunk rests on the ground for the first few meters, before sloping upwards at a gentle angle. It's very apparent how it could facilitate gay sex.
Coordinates in the upper right corner place the Fuck Tree at 51°33′53″N 0°11′11″W. /End ID]
i do find the rules around clothes fascinating because of how made up it all is. we invented the idea of covering our bodies from the elements because we lack fur like other mammals and then made up all these rules around it and now people will unironically tell you "men cant wear skirts its unnatural" girl none of this is natural. we are born naked and made up the rest as we went along. hope this helps.
que lindo ver el polvillo de la yerba mientras llenar el mate a contraluz.
your ex is a narcissist? so he must struggle with close friendships, right--oh, he's respectful to his male friends? he only acts this way around women? that's crazy, they should invent a word for such a phenomenon
hmm my former landlords are trying to deduct a frankly off the rails amount of money from our security deposit…my time has come once again
i was chatting with a coworker about this whole saga today and someone nearby popped into the convo to be like “you know, you can use chatgpt to write a demand letter!” and i sort of blinked and went, “okay. i did it myself, though.” and she was like, “yeah but it can tell you what laws and stuff are relevant” and i was like, “i also did research myself.” and she was very well-meaning but she said “chatgpt” like six more times before she left and it was genuinely baffling to me, this insistence on it.
and in the one hand, did i enjoy spending hours researching housing regulations in my state? not especially. drafting this email was stressful. but on the other hand, did i learn a lot by doing that research? yeah, i did. i’m more prepared for my current and future leases. i used some of that info to make decisions about a new renter’s insurance policy. i already told three different people about things i learned that are relevant to their leases that they didn’t know yet. (pro tip: see if you’re supposed to be getting annual interest payments on your security deposit! also look up what specific appliances your landlords must legally provide as of 2026.) i also got to reconnect with my cousin for a bit because her job gave her specific insight on part of the situation, and i’d much rather do that than have a chatbot make shit up for me.
also, i drafted that email with the power of friendship (friends angry on our behalf) and spite (from landlords telling me not to do my research). chatgpt could never.
(we got the money back, by the way 💪)
Please never use generative AI tools for any kind of legal dispute. It does not know what laws or court cases are. It will make up something that sounds favorable to you, and you will get crushed. There are free resources out there to learn this stuff. And sometimes attorneys will offer free consultations or volunteer at a free legal clinic. OP didn't just do it themselves to do extra work or some shit. This is really the only viable way to do things short of hiring a professional to do it for you.
ChatGPT is not easier or faster in matters like this. It is a shot to the foot.
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the culture writers at rolling stone have invented the concept of doing drugs
image: rolling stone article titled "The Case for Macrodosing". it says "Microdosing, where people take miniscule amounts of substances to change patterns of behavior, has brought psychedelics to the mainstream. But is there more to be gained with a much higher dose?" end ID
So you mean overdosing?
sorry, but you were socialized christian. I just can't trust you in a trans space
they literally taught you that trans people were subhuman and that you were better than them. I don't know if you can be trusted around other trans people
they scapegoated and abused you for showing signs of transness? uh... no? christianity is the most privileged religion there is. stop whining
I still want to see a high budget dinosaur documentary that's done in that old Walking With Dinosaurs type as-realistic-as-we-can-make-it wildlife documentary style, except instead of the classic calm-voiced David Attenborough style narrator, it's narrated by a two-person team of a paleontologist, and a stoner who knows nothing about dinosaurs. Ideally, neither of them has been involved in the production of the show itself, and both of them are seeing the footage they are narrating for the very first time.
[footage of newly hatched baby dinosaurs climbing out of the nest as their mother observes, immediately proceeding to start chasing and biting random bugs and each other]
"Yeah, it's a well-grounded and commonly respected theory that this particular species was social, raised their young into adulthood and probably hunted in packs. I like how they decided to show how nature and nurture work together by having them instinctively start practicing both social behaviour and hunting maneuvres in play with each other."
[sobbing pure tears of joy] "B-bitey babies. They're so beautiful. Mama looks so proud."
The guy I was working with today told me he was having some medical issues and was losing weight too fast when he was living in Texas. He went to the doctor about it.
The doctor looked at him and asked about his appetite and the guy was like, no, I’ve got no appetite. The doctor closed the door. The doctor said, “Look man. You need to smoke some pot.”
A super illegal substance in Texas, but the guy just asked, “Where do I go to get pot?”
The doctor stared at him then said, “We’re in Dallas, someone knows where you can find some pot. But you gotta eat more.”
So the guy goes home and tells his neighbor what the doctor said and the neighbor goes, “Oh, I sell weed, you want some? I can hook you up.”
Why are you up so early
nobody on here knows what a queue is
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some intimacy and access to a skeleton army would go like crazy right now
being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.
