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Tumblr app should have a tinder esque feature where it shows you the blogs in a 3 mile radius. No it shouldnt

Malgendering.

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

I Have Softness For You

i have milk for you

Stop.

Cut the baby monkey in half

noteworthy that they literally had a mask on me hooked up to a tank pumping narcotics into my lungs through all this, and my body temperature was like 34°. I would have been doing well to just have both eyes pointed in the same direction

"This is great. I'm going to get a good grade in post-accident cognition."

I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from duckContinuity reading: off chance that post would be from a deer rp blog, which is the other great thing about this place /End ID]

I thought this was funny, until three days later at a different restaurant, I orderer a pizza, the number then? 272, this was a countdown, counting down the pizzas until my death, and this? this is my story....stay tuned to disney xd channel for the full movie....

Shout out to my mom who explains my transition as "Having a daughterpillar turn into a Boyterfly". It doesn't erase the fact I was an adorable little girl, and also affirms my gender now. I love my mother.

to you that's just a funny kitty but to me that's my MUTUAL'S funny kitty. [smugly] i know its name.

1. Eating meat is morally neutral 2. There are many ethical ways butchering has been practiced for a long time 3. factory farming is unethical due to the abuse faced in the animal's life, not bc it results in the animal's death 4. Ethically raised and sourced meat is expensive and/or hard to find in many places 5. *there are people who CANNOT subsist on a plant based diet* for varied reasons, largely disabled folks - (allergies/GI disorders that already limit what a person can eat, people in recovery from restrictive eating disorders, people with ARFID and other sensory processing disorders) and people with little money and time on their hands to cook. 6. Vegans who are adamant about animal rights often have a major blind spot as to human rights abuses; the meatpacking industry is terrible for those who work in it, yes, but people are laboring hard for your grains and produce too, often in unethical conditions and for little pay, and Vegans will treat you like you're doing some kinda "gotcha" and spit vitriol at you whenever you point this out 7. It is not Wrong to eat only plant based certainly but when people start acting like it gives them a moral highground it shows starkly how little regard for fellow humans these people have 8. Just because YOU are disabled/broke/etc and can sustain veganism does not give you permission to harass somebody who says their disability or finances prevent it 9. The most ethical way to eat, if you can achieve it, is by buying things with a short supply chain that were grown locally by properly-paid laborers

12. Veganism as it exists today is only possible via a vast complex international shipping and distribution system.

I was just going to say something like “Well he’s fully dry so he’s going back to the shelf and no more plush toys shall be subjected to torture today” but as I was putting it away I noticed that, despite the fact that I barely ever take it out of the display cabinet at all, somehow the dye of my Spamton plush’s blazer has rubbed off against its body so I guess I have to waterboard the ex husband as well. Sure, whatever.

still being active on tumblr is camp

this post is gonna blow up even more when op deactivates

i'll outlive everything you love

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You ever just... yell about #beautiful art??