A lil bookworm

Xaden: Remember the days when I was human

Garrick: Wdym? You? Human? That never happened

Xaden:…

Xaden: do you not remember last year?

So y’all know how the 5 oldest were stuck in their dad’s stomach for the first however many years of their lives, they probably got rly close. Like trauma bonding fr. So like when Zeus married Hera they were all super grossed out. But Zeus like totally doesn’t understand y(even tho they’re siblings cuz ig ppl did that all the time)

Also there were no period products there so like hades and Poseidon would have totally been chillin when ever that time of the month came, It’s giving I’ve been dealing with all of your aunts/my sisters period for hundreds of years I could not give two sh😉ts.

Also the Hera, Hestia, and Demeter would’ve sunk up so poor Hades and Posiden would have had to deal with all of their sisters PMSing at the same time. Trauma bondingx2.

Violet:(walks into Imogen room before classes one day) Hey are you almost rea-

Imogen:(in her sleeping clothes still holding a hair brush like a mic, just screaming and jumping around)AND WHOS AFRIAD OF LITTLE OLD MEEE? Well you should be

Violet:

Tarin:

Andarna: WHOS AFRIAD OF LITTLE OLD MEEE? Well you should be

Imogen:

I don’t even know how my brain came up with this but imagine nap time.

Violet: *in the corner furthest from the teacher whispering with Rhiannon* Did you see, today at snack time Xaden gave me his apple juice and during recess he said I could join his game of tag

Xaden:*Closet to the door with all of the marked ones* Ok, here’s the plan when I say go Bodhi will go and wake up Dain then while he distracts the teacher we all run and meet up at the swing set

Bodhi:*pouting* why does it always have to be meee? Butttt fineeeee

Dain:*near the teachers desk, wakes up hearing Violet and Rhi talk*ExcUSe Me, Mr PaNcHEk BuT I sIMpLy caNNoT SLeEp unDEr tHE-*Bodhi runs up screaming and jumps on him, the marked ones run out the door violet and this following cuz why not*

Panchek:*crying* Fuck, not again I cannot deal with this again, I quit, I’m done, never again

Ridoc: *Holding a plastic microphone like a reporter* And the race begins so far the marked ones are in the lead, mr panchek is still at his desk and has yet to inform anyone but that doesn’t mean the marked ones are safe yet, more at 6

Bonus

In Principle Sorrengail’s office

Lilith Sorrengail:*pinching the bridge of her nose and sighing* Violet I honestly expected better of you, your my child and yet you won’t even follow the rules I put into place, as for the rest of you I get that nap time isn’t very exciting but you cannot just run away every time, O’ve already had to replace your teacher’s aid once please don’t make me do it again

*the kids not listing at all*