#imogen cardulo

Xaden: What?

Garrick: I see an angry wife coming this way.

Xaden: Yours or mine?

Garrick: Does it matter?

Ridoc: NOPE. NEVER. WHAT. WHO? ME?

Bohdi: for fuck sake where is she?!

Sawyer: testing a theory..

Imogen: which is?!

Ridoc: *mumbling* jumping off Riorson House to see if Xaden will come out of hiding and catch her

Everyone: WHAT?!

Xaden: *storming in absolutely raging with Violet thrown over his shoulder*

Garrick: thanks viole-

Violet: I think it would look even better on Imogen’s floor

Imogen: are you hitting on Garrick… for me?

Sawyer: “I would slap Ridoc for free”

Ridoc: *tearing up* “I’m your best friend?”

Violet: “if you slap me and then I slap you we each get a million”

Rhiannon: “great thinking, fuck the system”

Garrick: “fucking FINALLY”

Xaden: “bold of you to assume you can even get close enough to my face to… what are you— Garrick— Garrick NO STOP TRYING TO HIT ME THAT WASN’T A CHALLENGE—”

Quinn: “no.”

Imogen: “for a MILLION? girl I’ll slap YOU if you don’t start acting right”

Liam: “I would never hit Violet.”

Vi: “what if it was during sparring?”

Liam: “well—”

Vi: “what if Xaden said you could?”

Liam: “he can’t give me permission to hit you??”

Vi: “what if you were being held at sword point”

Liam: “do I still get the million dollars?”

Vi: “yes.”

Liam: “still no!”

Vi: “WHY NOT?”

Liam: “DO YOU WANT ME TO HIT YOU??”

Vi: “IT’S A MILLION DOLLARS I JUST CAN’T FIGURE OUT WHY YOU WOULDN’T TAKE THAT OPPORTUNITY!”

bonus:

interviewer: “would you slap—”

Cat: “yes.”

interviewer: “I didn’t finish the—??”

Cat: “the answer is yes, I will slap anybody you put in front of me.”

interviewer: “…even Maren?”

Cat and Maren, at the same time: “yes”

Maren: “I’m still mad at you for that”

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Dain with Sloane:

Xaden with Violet:

This man would sooo beg for Violet

Ridoc:

Sawyer:

But in sign language

Bodhi:

Garrick with Imogen: