Apr 21, 2025
Garrick: Uh-oh.
Xaden: What?
Garrick: I see an angry wife coming this way.
Xaden: Yours or mine?
Garrick: Does it matter?
Xaden: If it’s mine, there’s a chance we might live, but if it’s yours, we are dead.
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Garrick: Uh-oh.
Xaden: What?
Garrick: I see an angry wife coming this way.
Xaden: Yours or mine?
Garrick: Does it matter?
Xaden: If it’s mine, there’s a chance we might live, but if it’s yours, we are dead.
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Imogen: has anyone seen Violet?
Ridoc: NOPE. NEVER. WHAT. WHO? ME?
Bohdi: for fuck sake where is she?!
Sawyer: testing a theory..
Imogen: which is?!
Ridoc: *mumbling* jumping off Riorson House to see if Xaden will come out of hiding and catch her
Everyone: WHAT?!
Xaden: *storming in absolutely raging with Violet thrown over his shoulder*
Violet: TA DA! I found Xaden! you’re welcome everyone!
The fact that Violet got fucked (literally), betrayed by her boyfriend, heartbroken over losing her friend, betrayed by her dragons, hurt AND poisoned all in the same day is wild. You guys complain she’s “annoying” but I think she’s not half as annoying as she could have been. Matter of fact she should’ve set Riorson House on fire as soon as she woke up and saw HER BROTHER was fucking alive. She took it too well all things considered
Violet: your shirt looks great, Garrick
Garrick: thanks viole-
Violet: I think it would look even better on Imogen’s floor
Imogen: are you hitting on Garrick… for me?
Violet: well someone has to
“would you slap your best friend for a million dollars?”
Sawyer: “I would slap Ridoc for free”
Ridoc: *tearing up* “I’m your best friend?”
Violet: “if you slap me and then I slap you we each get a million”
Rhiannon: “great thinking, fuck the system”
Garrick: “fucking FINALLY”
Xaden: “bold of you to assume you can even get close enough to my face to… what are you— Garrick— Garrick NO STOP TRYING TO HIT ME THAT WASN’T A CHALLENGE—”
Quinn: “no.”
Imogen: “for a MILLION? girl I’ll slap YOU if you don’t start acting right”
Liam: “I would never hit Violet.”
Vi: “what if it was during sparring?”
Liam: “well—”
Vi: “what if Xaden said you could?”
Liam: “he can’t give me permission to hit you??”
Vi: “what if you were being held at sword point”
Liam: “do I still get the million dollars?”
Vi: “yes.”
Liam: “still no!”
Vi: “WHY NOT?”
Liam: “DO YOU WANT ME TO HIT YOU??”
Vi: “IT’S A MILLION DOLLARS I JUST CAN’T FIGURE OUT WHY YOU WOULDN’T TAKE THAT OPPORTUNITY!”
bonus:
interviewer: “would you slap—”
Cat: “yes.”
interviewer: “I didn’t finish the—??”
Cat: “the answer is yes, I will slap anybody you put in front of me.”
interviewer: “…even Maren?”
Cat and Maren, at the same time: “yes”
Maren: “I’m still mad at you for that”
Cat: “you shouldn’t have tried to take my fucking strawberries??”
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Funny, adorable ways I imagine our FW men’s proposals would go
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Dain with Sloane:
Xaden with Violet:
This man would sooo beg for Violet
Ridoc:
Sawyer:
But in sign language
Bodhi:
Garrick with Imogen:
and Garrick would be like: 👁👄👁 no please hear me out
*Garrick and Xaden laying on the ground* Garrick: Why are we laying in front of the garage? Xaden: You got so nervous asking Imogen out, you passed out and I laid down next to you so everybody would think we were chillin'.
⚡ Onyx Storm Spoilers ⚡
Imogen: No, Violet. We’re not talking about boys. Vi: Why would I want boy advice from you anyway? You’ve been making googly eyes at Garrick for longer than I’ve been a cadet. Imogen: Say another word and I’ll wipe myself from your memory. Vi: … Vi: I literally married my crush before you talked to yours.