okay ill bite. who is joe biden

Haha cant lie but Ive been snacking on cookies all day

This is why i fuck with you you always keep it real

home goods blocked me

they told me to go Home cause i'm no Goods

Next time you make a grilled cheese sandwich, instead of cooking it in butter, try inventing a special glue that lets you walk up and down any surface

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

Please, I just want to know what your migratory flight path is, I promise I’ll release you after I give you this bracelet that will insanely up your game with the ladies

bitches love me for my bright and colourful leg band

they should invent a laying in your bed all day that is healthy and good for you.

most disgusting part of Tumblr Culture is the kid who love to sag their pirt. not only to sag the jam lid, but to pirt it up. what a waste.

what language is this

english

but in 3018

listen, the year 2018. you are living in the year 2018. and in centuries and centuries, who tid what to rilt or jilt around, so you better appreciate it for what you have. lot of people would stic or joiler to have what you did.

listen to me

dude what the fuck

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we're in a swag recession