social justice mage

maybe the girl in the car's boyfriend and the hook man simply ran away together. did you ever think of that.

Everyone joking about “scaring off the twitters” and “firing shots into the air to keep rent low” but few doing their part. Post homestuck.

Fuck cottagecore, I want 80s fantasy film core. The sky is a strange hazy amber color, the foliage is purple, and everything is covered in an obscene amount of glitter. There are muppets and/or Hensonian creatures everywhere. Tim Curry is probably there. Everyone is dressed like they're going to a renaissance festival. There are wild chickens running around underfoot. I am the town bookseller, which basically means my shop is filled to the brim with dusty, leatherbound books that I will either sell or potentially give away to you, if you express sufficient interest in them. You read these books and then have magical coming-of-age adventures and save the world. You try to bring the books back later but I tell you to keep them. There are unicorns and fairies and goblins and giants and other feral magical creatures without names who want to eat you. Be safe out there.

Bout to start a gofundme so my best friend can afford higher resolution shrek memes

bisexual people can and should use beam attack btw

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

so sick of stereotypical 7 deadly sins character designs i want lust to be a weirdo shut-in with 47 different fetishes who buys feet pics, not a sexy man and/or woman in a corset.

why cant gluttony be a mukbang youtuber that uses one of those face filters. why cant sloth be a middle aged husband who never helps his wife around the house. greed could easily just be a silicone valley tech ceo, rather than wearing a crown and cape its plain clothes and those little head microphones they wear at ted talks. like its not the middle ages anymore we can do better

reblog if u think a snail or a slug would say “happy goo year” !! 🐌✨