Nobody tosses a dwarf.

what the fuck

Bitch I sat here and waited like a dumbass!

I high-key hate this so much

Tommy: Oh… my… [cat meows, cougar hisses] T: Melanie Melanie: What, babe? T: Come here for a minute. [pause] Look at this. M: Oh my God T: Is that crazy or what? M: Where are the kids? T: They’re out back. M: [exclaimed] TOMMY ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! [cougar backs up, lowers ears, looks at camera] T: Shh- [chuckling] You’re gonna scare the cat. They’re still in bed, they’re still in bed, shi- M: That is not funny. You about gave me a heart attack. T: [laughing quietly] M: Are you kidding?

This has the opposite energy of that “Good Going Ron. What I’m not allowed to sneeze?” Video.

Ancestor vs contemporary genetic fluff

it’s actually evil that ppl wanna say that they support bi women but then as soon as a bi woman is dating a man & she wants to talk about her attraction she’s shut down in lgbt spaces bc no one wants to hear about het relationships. if you shut down bi ppl discussing their attraction to the opposite gender then you are not an ally to bi ppl & you never were

i encourage you all to reblog this

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

convert your office into a horrible disaster

This should be what nsfw means

Jason has forgotten that they’re being censored and has been saying fork because everyone else is saying fork

Luke and Chewy are playing a game it doesn’t matter what.  Han comes over and does the whole Wookies tear the arms off the people who beat them thing to try and tease Luke.  He doesn’t know that Chewy and Luke have been preparing for this though and after Luke ‘wins’ Chewy pretends to be mad and rips off Luke’s hand