perché sono così?

an underrated detail in pride and prejudice is that elizabeth bennett was home alone on the day darcy proposed because she had a headache. can you imagine. this was in the pre-painkillers era. you’re at home with a headache and then this asshole walks into the room and tells you he loves you and wants to marry you even though he hates your whole family and you’re beneath him. imagine having to deal with that while also having a headache. she doesn’t even have ibuprofen

Workplace Harassment online training module with the vampire

New employee orientation with the vampire

union organizing campaign with the vampire

Why doesn't tumblr have a mascot?

Tried Wendys for the first time today.... treated like burger

*tasted

They did NOT put me on the grill

imagine going to wendys and you hear them say lets put this idiot on the grill

My body is Not a temple. it is a thermos. for soup

“live action cowboy bebop sounds dumb as fuck” I, a complete and total clown, say approximately 10 minutes before seeing images of john cho covered in blood in a suit and with tousled floppy hair