Left my heart in the tardis

Fork found in Bathroom #Mystery #Unexplained

my beautiful pre-menopausal wife is using her hot flashes against me so we can take advantage of her sudden final burst of fertility (she took her coat off)

[starts glowing really brightly] I'M DOING IT [geiger meter gets really loud] IM DOING IT!!!!!

Yeah okay, I'll rebark that!

i like seeing how many people cried real tears in the notes

started a relisten of TAZ Balance with @evilgirlmechanicock and something really funny is that justin really struggles to quite find taako's voice until the scene where he charms the bugbear and finally settles into smarmy foppish dandy cranked to 11. it's a voice so directly ripped out of old queer coded movie villains that it really is almost genuinely homophobic, if not for the fact that justin is simply the last survivor of a doomed planet of old hollywood open secret bisexuals who crash landed as a baby on the homestead of ma and pa mcelroy and got raised on earth as a heterosexual west virginian parrothead

mikeys not all in but he’s moving in sync if you look back there so honourable mention

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

irs.

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union

i love how this is always showing up on my dash entirely free of the context that the ood’s response to this question is ‘the beast shall rise from the pit and make war against god’

they’re gonna kill us on the battlefield mikeyway style