Left my heart in the tardis

The heros journey keeps trying to get me but ive been unloading an entire clip of 9mm into every mentor that tries to teach me anything. Ive killed 7 wizards this way.

Refusal of the Call

Fork found in Bathroom #Mystery #Unexplained

my beautiful pre-menopausal wife is using her hot flashes against me so we can take advantage of her sudden final burst of fertility (she took her coat off)

[starts glowing really brightly] I'M DOING IT [geiger meter gets really loud] IM DOING IT!!!!!

Yeah okay, I'll rebark that!

i like seeing how many people cried real tears in the notes

started a relisten of TAZ Balance with @evilgirlmechanicock and something really funny is that justin really struggles to quite find taako's voice until the scene where he charms the bugbear and finally settles into smarmy foppish dandy cranked to 11. it's a voice so directly ripped out of old queer coded movie villains that it really is almost genuinely homophobic, if not for the fact that justin is simply the last survivor of a doomed planet of old hollywood open secret bisexuals who crash landed as a baby on the homestead of ma and pa mcelroy and got raised on earth as a heterosexual west virginian parrothead

mikeys not all in but he’s moving in sync if you look back there so honourable mention

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

irs.