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site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms

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THAT FIRST SITE IS EVERY WRITER’S DREAM DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE TRIED WRITING SOMETHING AND THOUGHT GOD DAMN IS THERE A SPECIFIC WORD FOR WHAT I’M USING TWO SENTENCES TO DESCRIBE AND JUST GETTING A BUNCH OF SHIT GOOGLE RESULTS

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God yes reblog to save a writers life

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Kyaaa!!~ Shinsetsu Cagney-Chan for 10 asks! 0W0

“konichiwa it’s me, your best friendo and hana pal! shinsetsu cagney-chan! i’m sure we’ll be the best of buds! especially since i trapped you in this dating sim conve-”

“nani?!”

“i will punish you in the name of the moon…once i’m done with ~*epic friendship huggles*~”

M!A: Devil Petals: start!

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"GAH BWA HAH HAH~!"

"Oi oi oi, Cagney-chan. Ore-sama nawa Chipsu Bettigan. Shoubu da! Omae... Omae no aite wa ore da! Kono Chips saikyou no cowboy daze! Sheer Hearto Attacku... Jakuten wa nai!"

#ic #(crack)#(shitpost)#(wtf am I doing in life?)#(this.)#pollination-total-domination

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Ok so I’m gonna shamelessly plug my Ko-Fi, because without it there’s not really any way I’m gonna be able to get a new tablet. I get paid on the 29th as well, but if I use paycheck money to get the tablet I most likely won’t be able to eat until I’m paid again… Two weeks later.

So what I’m gonna do is shamelessly plug This Bitch And do my best to keep track of Non Anonymous donations so I can contact y'all later and see what I can do as a thankyou once I get a new tablet.

Consider this kind of a commissions post ? You can run it by me when / if you donate if you want so I can contact you later.

#Peacemaker [ooc]#(Please help my friendo)

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“My mix of power and magic makes for an unbeatable spectacle~!”

A not-so brand new (I was too lazy doing a promo when I first started guys, ugghhh…) independent ask/RP blog for Arkana/Pandora The Conjurer from Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters. Semi-selective, accepts canon characters, OC’s and crossovers alike. Please like or reblog if you’re interested in interacting!

#Might be next on Bettigan's hit list [RP promo]#Self-promo #(So ummm...)#(Turns out I play Children's trading card games.)

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⁉ "Give yar huckleberry 'ere a smooch, will ya angel-face?"

Send “⁉” + a command, and my muse has no choice but to do it!!

She rolls her eyes and kisses him on the lips, afterwards she… HEADBUTTS HIM.

“DISGUSTING!”

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chips-bettigan:

angelicdame:

“Are you a goddamn masochist?!” The angel steps back, wings flapping, “Wow!”

“The kiss!”

“Ah want da kiss, not da headbuttin’ thang!”

“…‘Kay, Ah lied, do da whole headbutting thing again after dat, ma'am.”

“…Wow. Hmmm…” She grabbed him by the collar and did actually kiss him again, “There you go.”

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Pulling away after the kiss, Chips narrowed his eyes, now glaring at the angel. Oh boy, what kind of evil shit is he going to say now...?

"Ummmmm, hello? Ya were s'pposed ta heatbutt meh den proceed ta stomp on me a few times when Ah'm still reelin' back from da pain to mah head! HEEEELLLLOOOOOOOOO! Ya ev'n listenin' to me or h'wat?!"

#angelicdame #gunslingin' buckaroo (ic)

angelicdame

⁉ "Give yar huckleberry 'ere a smooch, will ya angel-face?"

Send “⁉” + a command, and my muse has no choice but to do it!!

She rolls her eyes and kisses him on the lips, afterwards she… HEADBUTTS HIM.

“DISGUSTING!”

chips-bettigan

Now sitting on the ground with his stack of blue chips slightly disorganized, the cowboy wasn’t actually bothered that much by the sudden blow that he took from her.

Wait… Disgusting?! That was the part that bothered him the most.

“Ah-AHEM!” Covering his big, loud mouth, he gave out quite an exaggerated obviously fake cough. “WEEEELLLLLLLLL ‘SCUSSSSEEEEE MEH, PUH-RINCESS! Dat’ll probably b’ da most memorable kiss of yer ‘hole dang life! Ah reckon!”

“…Wanna do it again? I wanna do it again. Do YOU wanna do it again?”

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“Are you a goddamn masochist?!” The angel steps back, wings flapping, “Wow!”

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"The kiss!"

"Ah want da kiss, not da headbuttin' thang!"

"...'Kay, Ah lied, do da whole headbutting thing again after dat, ma'am."

"...Also, can ye stomp on meh a few times while Ah be reeling back from da heatbutt too? Dat woul' just be great."

#angelicdame #gunslingin' buckaroo (ic)

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⁉ "Give yar huckleberry 'ere a smooch, will ya angel-face?"

Send “⁉” + a command, and my muse has no choice but to do it!!

She rolls her eyes and kisses him on the lips, afterwards she… HEADBUTTS HIM.

“DISGUSTING!”

chips-bettigan

Now sitting on the ground with his stack of blue chips slightly disorganized, the cowboy wasn't actually bothered that much by the sudden blow that he took from her.

Wait... Disgusting?! That was the part that bothered him the most.

"Ah-AHEM!" Covering his big, loud mouth, he gave out quite an exaggerated obviously fake cough. "WEEEELLLLLLLLL 'SCUSSSSEEEEE MEH, PUH-RINCESS! Dat'll probably b' da most memorable kiss of yer 'hole dang life! Ah reckon!"

"...Wanna do it again? I wanna do it again. Do YOU wanna do it again?"

#angelicdame #gunslingin' buckaroo (ic)

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Chips Bettigan

But he’s a literal bag of chips

Bonus:

He ded

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@chips-bettigan

#shitpost #(Rip Chips)

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#(Bless this post man)#(Reblogging cuz this is clearly important)#(Yup)#(Really really important)

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Rumor: Geier is in cahoots with that no-good Chips Bettigan

“….i ain’t ‘sociated with dat …. feller.”

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"..."

"We 'R' now, betch. Pack yar bags, bone boi. We be makin' da South rise again, Mist'r Geier."

#crack #gunslingin' buckaroo (ic)#gypaetusgeier

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This year, remember to establish your superiority in the family by taking the first napkin at Christmas dinner and yelling:

#(Chips: fck i forgot to dis shit.)#jojoke #shitpost

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Diamond is Unbreakable Theme but it's played by your loud neighbours

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#(Chips: Hey pardner what the fuck did u say about my hat)#Jojoke #Shitpost #other fandom stuff #JJBA #weebshit

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👤 if u even have friends king dick

“October 15th“

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"Bossman, yar one lucky sonnuva betch when growin' up, ain'tcha?"

#crack #diceptixn #abbot-o-mae

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It is way past Inky’s bedtime, but… Well. She’s gone back to the ball, even though everything has gone to hell and back and then some.

She only ended up leaving because of Chips, and that stupid heathen wasn’t there anymore so!!!….

Here she is,

Unsupervised.

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Chips right now:

Without warning, a hand wearing a familiar leathered glove came from behind her and covered her mouth. The heathen held the girl's expensive fabric of her dress, presumably dragging her away from out of building as fast as he can.

"Quit yar yappin' 'N' y'ain't gonna git shanked, girleh." Was the only thing that the person barked out before remaining quiet throughout the sudden kidnapping. A few, loud steps here and there, running and gunning down for an exit not clogged with staff or other guests who are still there; he made it.

He made it to a door leading into a dark alley.

The stranger kicked the door open, made his way outside with the kid still held hostage by him, then elbowed the door close. "Guh hyuk huk huk! Haw haw haw HAW haw!" Bellowed the man, with also a familiar high-pitched, southern-like laugh going on in there.

Oh no. It's him, isn't it?

The stranger finally removed his slimy hand off of her mouth, his two hands now having a firm grip on her two wrists. Tying both of her hands behind her made him giggle like a maniac even more. Oh, he sure does enjoy this a little bit too much, huh?

#gunslingin' buckaroo (IC)#inky-innocence #(surprise angst)#(I told you before that I'll get on with this)#(i'm so so so so so so so so so so so so so so sorry if it's so so so so so so so so so so so so late tho)

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a family tree

#meme #shitpost #(BLESS THIS POST!)#(WORDS TO LIVE BY)

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What's your favorite kind of gun?

“Well.. If you really wanna know…”

“It’s gotta be this beauty! It’s the Colt Model of 1911 U.S. Army.. I know you were kinda expecting the tommy gun, but that’s a third favorite. This one’s a very close second.”

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"Wow."

"Whut a shitty gun."

"It fits ye."

#Gunslingin' buckaroo (IC)#8-legged-mobster

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